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Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi

S01 E01 • Monday, May 26, 2003 • May 26 • 30m

You'll understand Martin's disturbed look once you find out what staff scientist Perry did with Marty's precious Virtual Sex Machine. Also on tonight's episode, Martin will learn the secret of eternal life from the venerable Alex Chiu and his death-defying rings. Plus, memorable moments in NASA history, singing squirrels, and some crazy fat kid swinging a stick. Don't miss one thrilling moment of our first episode ever!

Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman

S01 E02 • Tuesday, May 27, 2003 • May 27 • 30m

It's only the second episode and ""Unscrewed"" is already bringing out the barely dressed beach babes. Wait till you see week eight! Also scheduled on tonight's show is a short man with big ideas about a race of beings who live at the center of the Earth, a disturbing voyage into the heart of bizarre Japanese Internet culture, some more singing rodents, and our very first game show with celebrity contestant Gary Coleman.

His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney

S01 E03 • Wednesday, May 28, 2003 • May 28 • 30m

Rael, spiritual leader of the Raelians, is the byproduct of a romantic tryst between a human woman (mom) and a lusty little green man (dad) from a far-off planet. It's no surprise, then, that Rael chooses to walk around in an all-white jumpsuit and staunchly support human cloning. Anything less would be just plain weird. On tonight's show Martin catches up with ""His Holiness"" Rael as well as some guy who's offering $10,000 for a spouse. Also on the program is a Porn Tip with Judy, the Porn Mom, a visit from Scary Gary, and a rousing round of ""Female or She-Male?"" Get all the appropriate (and inappropriate) links below.

Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender

S01 E04 • Thursday, May 29, 2003 • May 29 • 30m

On tonight's oral-theme episode of ""Unscrewed,"" Martin travels through time with a deranged dentist and gets business tips from an online porn queen with a certain undeniable talent. Scroll down for further enlightenment on this evening's scheduled entertainment.

Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies

S01 E05 • Monday, Jun 2, 2003 • Jun 2 • 30m

Now we're getting somewhere. Monday's episode of ""Unscrewed"" promises to be the best yet, with not one but two mind-blowing guests who are as sexy as they are strange. First up is Asia Carrera, porn star and geek goddess, who'll school Martin on gaming, gadgets, and the tech that turns her on. Following Asia is none other than Ouchy the Clown, the Web's premier provider of ""adult clown services."" Ouchy will be in-studio equipped with his whip, squeaky horns, and signature leather ""ballkini.""

Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends

S01 E06 • Tuesday, Jun 3, 2003 • Jun 3 • 30m

Major Ed Dames puts the ESP in espionage. For years, Dames worked as a remote viewer for the US government, tracking down enemy targets with the uncanny powers of his subconscious. Martin will put Dames's beautiful mind to the test on tonight's show. Also on the program, Kevin shares another evil ""dark tip,"" Martin goes back to the beach with the Girls Gone Wired, and Judy returns with another helpful Porn Tip. Get ready for the episode that Martin's calling, ""Our filthiest yet.""

Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose

S01 E07 • Wednesday, Jun 4, 2003 • Jun 4 • 30m

No, Gillian Anderson has never starred in an adult film alongside a goat. Those images you downloaded from KaZaA are something we in the industry call ""fake."" On tonight's show we'll talk with Ed Lake, the ""Fake Detective,"" about the best way to separate phony, Photoshopped pics from the real deal. Also on tonight's program, we have a device that gives you one more reason to become a pothead, tips on the best porn prose online, and a blood-soaked Internet game that puts the ""URL"" in hurl. Send the kids to bed, put the pets in the oven, and get ready for yet another history-making episode of ""Unscrewed.""

Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?

S01 E08 • Thursday, Jun 5, 2003 • Jun 5 • 30m

Of all the television seasons during which the world can end, why does it have to be this one? ""Unscrewed"" is just getting off the ground. Martin just made the final payment on his Vespa. Laura can finally make it all the way to the office without calling three times for directions. And now -- wouldn't you know it? -- Planet X is ready to come crashing down and ruin it all! Watch tonight's show to learn how the unfortunate orbital path of a rogue ""10th planet"" will destroy the Earth and all its inhabitants in the next couple of months. Why haven't we heard about this? Hello! Vast international conspiracy! Also tonight, an interview with the legendary Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, a butt-smelling monkey, and a bunch of other ludicrous crappery. Don't miss it!

Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku

S01 E09 • Monday, Jun 9, 2003 • Jun 9 • 30m

Scott Herriott is back. And he's pissed. OK, he's not exactly pissed, but he's sort of grumpy. Grumpy like a fox! Fine, foxes aren't grumpy, but the point is, Scott Herriott of ""Internet Tonight"" fame is joining ""Unscrewed"" as our in-house paranormal specialist, except for the fact that we won't let him in the house. Tonight, don't miss Scott's inaugural ghost-hunting safari to California's spookiest brewery, the Moss Beach Distillery. Plus, the Lizardman, Dr. Michio Kaku, a bunch of people hurting themselves, and the infamous ""Dark Tipper.""

Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo

S01 E10 • Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 • Jun 10 • 30m

Last summer's blockbuster thriller ""Signs"" made crop circles a household name, though it did little to ease the difficulty pronouncing M. Night Shyamalan. In the movie, the mysterious wheat wonders were created by a race of killer aliens. Tonight's guest, Marshall Masters, says that's a bunch of ""hooey!"" Sure, the crop circles were beamed down by aliens, but peaceful aliens who are trying to send us messages of love and friendship by destroying our food sources. Also on tonight's program: hot women skipping!

How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia

S01 E11 • Wednesday, Jun 11, 2003 • Jun 11 • 30m

Maddox fans, prepare to soil yourselves. The creator of The Best Page in the Universe will be on tonight's show to teach us the ins and outs of being a successful camwhore. Also on the program, Laura tortures her officemates with a novel form of instant messaging, Marty gets proof of life on Mars, and we play the latest new Internet craze: ""The Movie Poster Game.""

Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap

S01 E12 • Thursday, Jun 12, 2003 • Jun 12 • 30m

Tonight marks the first installment of ""Dear Blog,"" a recurring feature in which Martin poetically recites passages from your random weblogs. Trust us, it's funny. Also on the show, we check in with the muckraking menace-mongers behind The Smoking Gun, answer hate mail, and wrap a Roy Orbison impersonator in plastic wrap. All in a day's work for ""Unscrewed.""

Poison's Bret Michaels, Stalk the Bush Twins, Fetish of the Week

S01 E13 • Monday, Jun 16, 2003 • Jun 16 • 30m

""Unscrewed"" has a kung-fu death grip on the pulse of the American music scene. Our industry insiders tell us that washed-up '80s hair bands are hotter than ever, so we rushed out and booked Poison front man Bret Michaels to come on the show to play our addictive new game, Porn Site or Not a Porn Site? Catch the outrageous action on tonight's show. Also on the program, the Web-savvy stalker behind The First Twins, Martin reads another Dear Blog, and our first installment of Fancy Fetish of the Week featuring a bunch of creepy crackheads dressed like toddlers.

Pastor Jack Exorcises Martin, Zero Sex Life, Japanese Hot Dog Art

S01 E14 • Tuesday, Jun 17, 2003 • Jun 17 • 30m

Prepare yourselves for the most outlandish ""Unscrewed"" episode to date. On Tuesday's program, Pastor Jack J. Stahl will attempt to exorcise Martin's many demons (pornography, alcohol, bad hair, etc.) through the transforming power of the music of Tom Jones. Yes, that Tom Jones. Plus, Marty interviews the only man more pathetic than himself, the webmaster behind Zero Sex Life. Then we'll carve some hot dogs. Don't be late.

Martin's Stunt Host, Mysteries of the Time Cube, 'Search Sperts' With Cam Girls

S01 E15 • Wednesday, Jun 18, 2003 • Jun 18 • 30m

Hosting a late-night TV show on a channel with instant name recognition like TechTV can be dangerous work. The mobbing fans, the jilted lovers, the five-day pork rind binges to drown the loneliness -- it's all part of the package of being Martin Sargent. That's why Martin doesn't go anywhere without his stunt host, Dave Rubin. Also on the program, the infamous Gene Ray and his remarkable Time Cube; Search Sperts, our brand-new search engine game (played by dueling cam babes); and Laura outs Hollywood celebs who are not only gay, but ""very very gay.""

Laura Finds Her Man, Alien Implants Explained, Filter Your Farts

S01 E16 • Thursday, Jun 19, 2003 • Jun 19 • 30m

Tonight, Marty plays matchmaker as he scours the 'Unscrewed' Personals for a suitable mate for the lovely, and inexplicably lonely, Laura Swisher. Plus, the truth about alien implants, a solution for your gaseous ass, and hallucinogenic condiments!

Crack Passwords Fast, Extreme Elvis Gets Naked, ABBA Clones

S01 E17 • Monday, Jun 23, 2003 • Jun 23 • 30m

Never before has so much evil been packed into one television program. On Monday's show the ""Dark Tipper,"" Kevin Rose, will unveil his most dangerous tip to date: a free piece of software that can crack any password on any website (even the naughty ones). We'll tell you more on Monday, but start drooling now. Also, let's not forget Monday's special musical guest (for real this time), Extreme Elvis: the nastiest, nakedest, most nauseatingest Elvis impersonator in the world. He's gonna sing, swear, and drop his drawers, whether you like it or not. And just so you know, you won't.

Inside Wifey's World, Martin Gets His 'Bling' on, He-Nail or She-Nail?

S01 E18 • Tuesday, Jun 24, 2003 • Jun 24 • 30m

If the execs of ""The Flintstones"" can pat themselves on the back for showing the first married couple sleeping in the same bed, then we deserve some serious props for tonight's show. Martin enters Wifey's World, a site run by a couple who record their action between the sheets and broadcast it for all the world to enjoy. Also on the program, Martin reads another Dear Blog, and Mr. Bling fits the ""Unscrewed"" hosts with a 24-karat smile.

Chemtrails That Kill, Old Men in Rubber, Judy's Porn Tip

S01 E19 • Wednesday, Jun 25, 2003 • Jun 25 • 30m

Harold Ivey is our type of old-timer. This 70-plus Southern gentleman spends his days wrapped in handmade, skin-tight, groin-enhancing, leather and rubber clothing. Just like grandpa used to wear. Learn more about Harold and his techniques for masculine mounding on tonight's program. Also on the show, Martin gasps in horror as he learns that ""harmless"" airplane contrails are actually part of a government plot to poison us all! Damn you, chemtrails! Damn you all to hell!

Voices From the Dead, Life of an International Assassin, Choppy the Chimp

S01 E20 • Monday, Jun 30, 2003 • Jun 30 • 30m

You may want to rewind that garbled message that's on your answering machine. It's possible that it's more than just a bad recording. It could very well be a message from someone beyond the grave trying to make contact. Scott Herriott heads to Reno to investigate the strange happenings. Also, former Interpol assassin, David ""Race"" Bannon joins Martin with tales of his wilder days.

Martin's Bedroom, Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Birdie Diapers

S01 E21 • Tuesday, Jul 1, 2003 • Jul 1 • 30m

Despite what some of you seem to suggest with your email, phone calls, message board posts, petitions, picket lines, and assassination attempts, ""Unscrewed"" really is a technology show. To prove it, we've stuffed tonight's episode chock-full of hard-core, high-tech hijinks. You want the latest in technology news? We've got renowned conspiracy theorist Jim Marrs with hard proof of an alien invasion that occurred in 1897! You want brilliant scientific breakthroughs? Mark and Lorraine Moore utilized cutting-edge textiles and an interactive website to develop and market their wildly popular bird diaper! We've even got our research and development staff putting this clever contraption through rigorous testing. Because we're responsible journalists. We're legit. Too legit to quit. Plus, we'll show you how to navigate a brilliant new resource known as the information superhighway. Our first stops? High-quality entertainment (Martin's favorite game involving facial hair), inspirational images

Bizarre Bug Eating, Free Porn For All, Desktop Revenge

S01 E22 • Monday, Jul 7, 2003 • Jul 7 • 30m

A late-night talk show isn't a late-night talk show until somebody eats bugs. On Tuesday's show, ""Unscrewed"" gets its official stamp of approval when both Martin and Laura chomp down on some juicy arthropods with the president of the Bay Area Bug Eating Society (BABES). Also on tonight's show, Judy's most provocative Porn Tip, ""Dark Tipper"" gets desktop revenge, and a monkey drinks its own urine. How's that for family entertainment?

Martin's Biggest Fan, Ultimate Beer Chiller, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E23 • Monday, Jul 14, 2003 • Jul 14 • 30m

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Tonight, Martin meets his biggest fan, Dave Rich. (We're still trying to verify if this is his only fan.) This guy not only openly stalks Martin but also has a website dedicated to wooing our fearless host -- including love poems and a top 10 list of reasons Martin should become gay. Also on tap tonight, the Dark Tipper shows you how to get some use out of your old computer parts. And porn starlet Christine Allure shows us why she's the most connected gal on the Web.

Mind of Banachek, World of Dren, Moments in NASA History

S01 E24 • Tuesday, Jul 15, 2003 • Jul 15 • 30m

In order for a late-night show to be deemed ""legitimate,"" it must delve into the strange and inexplicable. Tonight, ""Unscrewed"" earns its wings. Mentalist Banachek will leave you yelling profanities at the screen while shouting ""How in the hell did he do that?"" It's OK. We have no freaking clue either. Prepare yourself for the impossible. Actually, we recommend that you simply sit back, pour an extra glass of beer, and enjoy. You're not smart enough to figure out his tricks. Also on the program, enter the world of Dren (talk about one whacked mutha) and meet our future president, Sara Anderson. Too bad she can't run for office until 2016. We could sure use her help now.

Alien Mind Control, Natural Porn, Stalking Sasquatch

S01 E25 • Wednesday, Jul 16, 2003 • Jul 16 • 30m

It's a weird, weird world out there. Why, even as I type these lines, aliens are infiltrating the minds of innocent people all around me, immobilizing them, controlling them, even persuading them not to wear protective headgear! Why are they targeting us? What are they planning? What did they do with Mulder's sister? Meanwhile, reasonably intelligent men and women of all ages are sacrificing staggering amounts of time, energy, and personal dignity to continue in their never-ending search for Sasquatch. What compels them to carry on? How does this legend survive, with so little in the way of supporting evidence? Why did ""Harry and the Hendersons"" ever make it to the big screen? Could this be yet another indication of alien influence? Tonight, ""Unscrewed"" takes a good, hard look at these questions, and completely fails to deliver anything in the way of a satisfactory answer. The truth may be out there, but it's not on this show. I don't know about you, but I'm blaming the aliens.

Fanime Convention, Twisted Haiku, Musical Sex Toy

S01 E26 • Thursday, Jul 17, 2003 • Jul 17 • 30m

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. But that's not as easy as it sounds. With the laws ever-changing, it's getting harder to light up whenever you damn well please. How is one expected to go bowling or sit in a bar night after night without sucking down a little lung candy? Tonight meet Patrick Carroll. He's leading the fight against the government and for the right to light up when and where we want. How's he doing this? By using the Internet. Also on the show tonight, Laura heads to the Fanime Convention, and Perry the staff scientist demonstrates the latest in sex toy technology. Fortunately for him, no girls are required.

Midget Wrestling, Girls Gone Wired, Free Internet Access

S01 E27 • Monday, Jul 21, 2003 • Jul 21 • 30m

What do you get when you combine two tough and tiny midget wrestlers, one sneaky tip for scoring free Internet access, one red-hot co-host, one singing squirrel, and the always unpredictable Martin Sargent? You get tonight's episode of ""Unscrewed,"" of course. One half-hour of high-impact entertainment for the whole family.

House Gymnastics, Dirt From The Smoking Gun, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E28 • Tuesday, Jul 22, 2003 • Jul 22 • 30m

A lot of you ask what Laura does to maintain her terrific body. Besides her normal meal of cigarettes and ice cubes, she exercises. Specifically, in addition to her daily walks from bar to bar, Laura does gymnastics. Well sort of. She has recently become addicted to a new craze known simply as house gymnastics. Tonight, the inventors of this do-it-at-home sport join the show via netcam to talk about their creation. Also on the program, Andrew Goldberg of The Smoking Gun is back with more dirt on celebrities and names in the news. Including Kobe Bryant's mug shot. Plus, a brand-new Girl Gone Wired.

Alien Chaser, Portable Lie Detector, Martin Explores Crop Circles

S01 E29 • Thursday, Jul 24, 2003 • Jul 24 • 30m

You've seen the poster in Mulder's office, right? The one of the UFO and the caption ""I Want to Believe""? Well, if you're already a believer in aliens, you're going to love tonight's show. And if you're not, after tonight you will be. Ron Regehr is on the show to talk about how the United States is preparing itself for an alien attack. ""Hogwash,"" you say? Did I mention that Ron helped design spy satellites for the US government? I think this fella knows what he's talking about. ""The truth is out there."" Believe us. Or just believe him. Also making sure the truth is out there, Dan Yashar joins us via netcam to talk about a portable lie detector. So the next time you tell someone you're not a virgin, you'd better think twice. Plus, a brand-new Girl Gone Wired and another installment of Dear Blog.

Turn Your Amateur Porn Into Cash, Tattoo and Piercing Webcam, Catfish Fetish

S01 E30 • Monday, Jul 28, 2003 • Jul 28 • 30m

Go to your closet and start digging through your home videos. No, not the ones of your family vacation to see Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox. I mean the ones you made with your partner and your parents' home video camera when they were at the supermarket. Yes, ""those tapes."" Tonight's guest, Allen McNulty, is going to show you how you can turn your amateur sexcapades into some serious cash. Also on the show, we reveal what may be the most disturbing yet strangely enticing fetish on the Web: The Tattoo Cam. Find out where you can watch people get tattoos and piercings in real time. Plus, new installments of Dear Blog, Fancy Fetish, and Girls Gone Wired.

Alien Hunter, Sno-Cone Maker Mod, Singularity

S01 E31 • Tuesday, Jul 29, 2003 • Jul 29 • 30m

Remember the good old days of the Internet? When just logging on via your 14.4 modem promised a plethora of crappy animation, urban legends, and chain email messages? When a man named Mahir gained worldwide renown with a simple website and the irresistible catchphrase ""I kiss you""? Tonight, Martin take a nostalgic look back at some of our favorite Web crazes and reminds us all that what appears brilliant today will surely look old and stupid tomorrow. We're also talking to an alien hunter so serious, he has trademarked the title. And we'll tell you how to prepare for the end of the world. Too highbrow for you? Then just tune in to meet our latest Girl Gone Wired. She hosts live chats and a webcam, and her idea of fun is ""staying home and playing on the computer."" ""Unscrewed"": your source for geeky, gorgeous girls.

Future of Porn, Creepy Dolls, Search Sperts

S01 E32 • Wednesday, Jul 30, 2003 • Jul 30 • 30m

Remember the scene from ""Poltergeist"" where the clown disappeared from the chair only to end up under the bed? If that clown scared the crap out of you, get ready for the next wave of creepy dolls guaranteed to scare the bejesus out of anyone who owns them. Tonight, Sher Miller joins us via netcam to discuss her twisted creations. Plus, Tom Hymes, editor of AVN.com, talks about porn in all its lustful glory. And get ready for another camwhore face-off in the latest installment of Search Sperts.

X-ray Spray, Gary Spivey, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E33 • Monday, Aug 4, 2003 • Aug 4 • 30m

Growing up as a kid today has got to be the best thing ever. Beside the advent of TiVo and MP3 players, there are so many nifty gadgets we would have paid top dollar for (or swiped from the shelves -- video surveillance wasn't an issue back then). It would have been great to take an X-ray spray and look inside that brown envelope addressed to Dad. Instead we had to steam it open only to find it was a copy of Field and Stream and not Playboy. Then we'd get busted because we couldn't get the damn thing sealed again. Tonight, Chet Canlas from the San Francisco International Spy Shop joins us to talk about an incredible product that lets you to look into any envelope. Plus, clairvoyant Gary Spivey, who has worked with some of the biggest names in Hollywood, sits in with the gang to talk about his psychic abilities. And in Girls Gone Wired, we take a sneak peek into the world of a brand new dolly.

Disney Tattoo Guy, Susie Bright, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E35 • Thursday, Aug 7, 2003 • Aug 7 • 30m

It isn't often that one feels sorry for Martin, but this is one of those rare times. Just last week, he made a sequin-encrusted sash with ""Mr. #1 Disny (sic) Fan!!"" printed on it. He's been wearing it 24/7, often exclusively. Unfortunately, Martin's love of all things Disney has clearly been outshined by one of tonight's guests. George C. Reiger Jr. joins us via netcam to show off his 1,500 (and counting) Disney tattoos. Reiger calls himself ""Disney's No. 1 Fan,"" and nobody's arguing. Not even Martin. Thankfully, Reiger's undisputed reign atop the world of Disney aficionados has caused Martin to rethink his latest Disney-loving stunt. Namely, contracting spiny elephantitis and having his name legally changed to ""The Human Epcot Center.""

Insomnia Cure, Guide to Better Self-Love, Girl Gone Wired

S01 E37 • Tuesday, Aug 12, 2003 • Aug 12 • 30m

In every long-term intimate relationship there comes a time when the fireworks start to fizzle. You can fake it for a while, you can hope it goes away on its own, or you can turn off the Enigma CD, blow out the candles, grab hold of a mirror, and explain to yourself that Christina Aguilera was on to something. You're a genie in a bottle, baby, and you've got to rub you the right way. Tonight we talk to sexpert Sadie Allison, whose mission in life is to teach women how to give themselves ""big, wet, multiple, heart-pounding, scream-inducing, life-affirming, scrape-you-off-the-ceiling orgasms."" Oh, and she's got a few suggestions for you boys in the audience as well. Also, we're testing an electronic sleeping device for those nights when you have a headache. Plus, more Memoirs of a Radio Hut Guy, and another mouthwatering Girl Gone Wired.

High-Priced Gigolo, Search Sperts, Top 10 Asses Online

S01 E38 • Wednesday, Aug 13, 2003 • Aug 13 • 30m

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're talking about dream jobs. No, not Playboy photographer or Jack Daniels taste tester. We're talking fantasy job, the kind you can't believe people get paid for while you're suffering through eight hours of pencil sharpening. We'll introduce you to two guys who are literally laughing all the way to the bank. First, Gigolo Jess charges ladies $300 per hour to enjoy his undivided attention. Then, DiskoDan talks about his thriving online butt-rating business. Rounding out the trio, but sadly lacking the alliterative nickname, we'll take a nice long look at ass-kicking actress Kelly Hu as our featured Girl Gone Wired. Sit back, relax, and prepare to live vicariously.

Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Beard-Growing Contest, Porn Tip

S01 E39 • Thursday, Aug 14, 2003 • Aug 14 • 30m

You know what this world needs more of? Conspiracy theories and hairy women. Lucky for you, we at ""Unscrewed"" are here to help. On tonight's show you can enjoy the musical stylings of Ernie on acid. (Yes, ""that"" Ernie.) You can hear Jim Marrs' theories on who's really running the world, and you can watch the surprisingly hairless Laura Swisher enter her very first beard-growing contest. All this, plus an informative Porn Tip and yet another gorgeous Girl Gone Wired. Now that's entertainment!

Martin Learns How to Eat Fire, Martin and Morgan Make Out at Comic-Con

S01 E40 • Monday, Aug 18, 2003 • Aug 18 • 30m

On tonight's show we're showing you our very own version of extreme dating. First, we take the socially challenged host of an obscure late-night cable show and drop him off at a comic-book convention. Next, we send in Morgan Webb. Finally, we challenge them to find each other dates. Inevitably, hilarious hijinks ensue! But that's only one of the many reasons to tune in tonight. We're going to watch Martin try to eat fire, challenge a former Girl Gone Wired to play Failure Mode, and play an online game with nekkid women. Don't miss it!

Traci Lords, Scary Gary, Psychic Attacks

S01 E41 • Tuesday, Aug 19, 2003 • Aug 19 • 30m

Usually this space would contain a paragraph or two heralding the highlights of tonight's show and encouraging you to tune in. Not today. See, we don't need to convince you to watch tonight. You'll inevitably find yourself drawn to your television as the ""Unscrewed"" hour approaches. You will reach for the dial. You will watch. You can't help it. Know why? Because you are under psychic attack! We're remotely influencing you even as you read these lines! And here's the best part. If you want to know how to defend yourself (or how to remotely influence others), you're going to have to watch the show! Not that you need convincing, but we're also going to interview Traci Lords, send Scary Gary out to terrorize pedestrians, and showcase another gorgeous Girl Gone Wired.

Seaching for Semen, Debunking Astronomy Myths, Dancing Dog

S01 E42 • Thursday, Aug 21, 2003 • Aug 21 • 30m

Hasn't technology done wonderful things for relationships? Now, instead of heading out to your local watering hole and hoping to meet your dream date over a round of boilmakers and a game of darts, you can post an online personal ad, sit back, and wait for the perfect response (in fluent Klingon, of course.) Once you've lured your perfect mate, you don't have to hire your friends to stalk them if you question their commitment, thanks to a nifty little tool that will search for evidence of infidelity! Tonight we talk to the inventor of this semen-spotting gadget and find out how unhappy couples are putting it to good use across the country. To continue the trend of catching liars in the act, we also chat with an astronomer who explains why that whole ""fake moon landing"" theory is a big steaming load of wombat dung. All this, along with some screwy videos, a dancing dog, and of course our daily dose of Girls Gone Wired. Don't miss it!

Realdoll Surgeon Slade Fiero, Search Sperts, Fancy Fetish

S01 E43 • Tuesday, Aug 26, 2003 • Aug 26 • 30m

Have you ever tried something different -- something kinky -- in bed with your special lady without asking her first, only to have her blow up at you? Did you have to enlist the help of her friends to get you back in her good graces? What a pain. Of course, if you bought yourself a Realdoll, you might think those days are over. Not so. The only difference between a real doll and a Realdoll is that when a Realdoll blows up, you need to call on Dr. Slade Fiero. Also on the show tonight, a new installment of our esteemed game show, Search Sperts. We have two new participants, and it's safe to say the ladies are our wildest contestants yet. Plus, this week's Fancy Fetish has all the elements of a classic moment on TV. Here's a hint: It contains chocolate syrup, adult entertainers, and Joey the Intern.

'Star Trek' Convention, Cat Schwartz Exposed, Drinking for Prosperity

S01 E44 • Wednesday, Aug 27, 2003 • Aug 27 • 30m

Television is a demanding business. You're pretty much told what to do and when to do it. Take our resident Ghost Hunter, Scott Herriott. He was busy working on personal projects, and the next thing he knows, his ass is on a plane headed to Las Vegas. His assignment? The ""Star Trek"" Convention. He was forced to postpone his search for Sasquatch and specters and boldly go where most people have gone before. And you think Martin, Laura, and the rest of this team are hopped up on goofballs. Trust us, you ain't seen nothing yet. Also on the program tonight, Cat Schwartz of ""Call for Help"" is here to set the record straight about what really happened with the pics that are being swapped around the Net faster than insults about Martin's hair. And, find out why Jason Vanhee and Brandon Amancio are Martin and Laura's new heroes. Plus we reveal another Girl Gone Wired strumpet.

Martin vs. the RIAA, Rubik's Cube Whiz, Love for the 40-ouncers.

S01 E45 • Thursday, Aug 28, 2003 • Aug 28 • 30m

The RIAA has made itself clear. Stop the downloading, or else. Well, if the RIAA was forced to make a living on the peanuts we earn a week, maybe it'd understand why we do it. After shelling out money for rent, porn, and other expenditures, we barely have enough cash to pay the bar tab. Tonight, Martin takes a stand against the powers that be in a battle of the ages. A goofy, small-time television host squares off against the big boys from Washington. Put the kids to bed early, because this one could get ugly. Also on the program, meet Pete Brusyo. He loves the 40-ounce malt liquors just as much as our host does. Indeed, Pete has erected a website dedicated to the ultimate party beverage. Plus, Rubik's Cube genius Dan Knights attempts to solve the '80s toy in under 17 seconds. (That's longer than Martin lasts in the sack.) And we have new installments of Dear Blog and Girls Gone Wired.

Spy on Your Spouse, Hairogenics, Computer Programmer or Serial Killer?

S01 E46 • Monday, Sep 1, 2003 • Sep 1 • 30m

Don't you hate it when you come home from a hard day of panhandling only to find your spouse has packed up her things and moved to another country to be with someone she met in an Internet chat room? All she has left behind are a pair of pumps, the kids, and a swallow of whiskey. (She could have at least left a full bottle.) If only you'd paid a bit more attention to ""the book"" she said she was writing. Turns out she's been chatting her nights away right into the heart of another man. Tonight, meet John LaSage. He's created a website to stop this from happening before it gets started. Also on the show tonight, find out how you can save yourself from a life of hair transplants, toupees, and Rogaine. Mike Blaylock has come up with a way to preserve your hair until there's a cure for baldness. The process is called Hairogenics, and it could be the best hope you've got. Plus, Scary Gary is back on the street tormenting pedestrians, and learn the innermost thoughts of Martin and Laura in a

Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, New Dirt From 'The Smoking Gun'

S01 E47 • Monday, Sep 15, 2003 • Sep 15 • 30m

Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the can trying to ""take care of business,"" but you can't, 'cause someone is watching you and making you nervous? It's time you put an end to this stage fright, because before you know it, no matter which stall you use, someone will be watching. And that someone is none other than actor Jeff Goldblum. And you thought ""The Fly"" was creepy. Tonight you'll meet Matt Blessing, a man on a mission to make sure Mr. Goldblum is watching you every time you ""drop a load."" Also on the program, Andrew Goldberg of ""The Smoking Gun"" is back with more dirt on celebrities and names in the news. Plus, new installments of Dear Blog, and another bustified Girl Gone Wired.

Martin Gets Sloshed, Paranormal Investigator Loyd Auerbach, Get Laid Online

S01 E48 • Tuesday, Sep 16, 2003 • Sep 16 • 30m

Tonight's show is destined to get a little out of control. In fact, we'll be surprised if Martin can make it through the entire episode. On the show, we'll be testing those personal breathalyzers you can buy at the drugstore. And Martin figures the best way to test these devices is to drink throughout the show. (Yeah, it does sound like an excuse to drink while working.) However, there's a method to this madness. We want to make sure those over-the-counter devices are accurate, so we invited CHP officer Christian Oliver to compare the professional breathalyzers the CHP uses with the store-bought ones. Regardless of what happens, we guarantee that Martin will have his way with a fifth of Wild Turkey.

State of Confusion

S01 E49 • Friday, Sep 19, 2003 • Sep 19 • 30m

Only in America can we force a recall for a governor, and only in America can someone like Martin get his own TV show. Since we can't recall Martin from late night, (believe us, we've tried), it's time to grill the candidates like only ""Unscrewed"" can. We need to make sure whoever gets into office is willing to protect our rights to download music and surf for porn. Join us for a night of pure pandemonium. You thought the recall was asinine? Trust us, you ain't seen nothing yet. All 135 candidates have been invited, and only seven bold people have stepped forth so far.

XXX Church, Porn Tip With Judy, Girl Gone Wired: Anna Kournikova

S01 E50 • Thursday, Sep 18, 2003 • Sep 18 • 30m

You've all looked at porn. We can tell just by looking at traffic reports from the ""Girls Gone Wired"" galleries. There really isn't any harm at viewing porn from time to time, right? (We hope not, or we better get used to eternal heat.) But what if sneaking a peek at a little T and A makes you a bad person? According to our guests tonight, ""A little porn is like a little heroin. It's gonna jack you up one way or the other."" Tonight, meet the founders of XXX Church.com. They're here to tell us why porn is a bad thing. (And to think, we've been wrong all these years.) Also on the program tonight, Scott Herriott continues to delve into paranormal activity. Tonight he investigates some strange happenings in a haunted mansion. Plus, new installments of Search Sperts, our game show, and a new Porn Tip of the Day. And you'll love tonight's Girl Gone Wired. She's made a career of playing with fuzzy balls.

Flash Mobs, UFO Watchtower, Dark Tip: Total PC Destruction

S01 E51 • Tuesday, Sep 23, 2003 • Sep 23 • 30m

You're sitting in front of Starbucks enjoying a venti caramel macciato with soy milk (Martin's favorite), and out of nowhere a group of people show up, chant a ridiculous phrase, and then flee. Did the indie rocker who sold you your beverage slip something in your cup? No. It's just a new worldwide fad. These harmless gatherings are called flash mobs. Tonight, Tom Grow, chief instigation officer of MobProject.com, sheds some light on flash mobs. Also on the program, D-Tip shows you how to rid your PC of all incriminating files in a matter of seconds. And alien seeker Judy Messoline talks about why she has erected a UFO watchtower in the middle of Colorado. Plus, another sex kitten from our Girls Gone Wired gallery.

Netflix of Porn, Pleasure Mints, Lighter Side of Linux

S01 E52 • Wednesday, Sep 24, 2003 • Sep 24 • 30m

It seems it's getting harder and harder to watch porn. They've closed just about all the X-rated movie houses. Porn has vanished from most of the major rental stores. And at the establishments that do carry smut, you feel like you need to don a trench coat and sunglasses just to peek at the titles. While the Internet is great for downloading a bevy of pics, it's just not the same. If only there was a way to make renting porn a little easier. At last, someone has heard the cries of lonely men all across the land. Tonight you meet two guys on a mission to help you obtain your porn and not feel like a pervert. Also on the program, if you thought Altoids were curiously strong mints, you ain't seen nothing yet. We'll show you the direction mints are taking, and how they can improve your sex life. (Assuming you ever get one.) Plus, new installments of Lighter Side of Linux, and another bodacious babe from our Girls Gone Wired Gallery.

Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

Season 1

2003 • 92 Episodes

Activity from Friends

Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi

S01 E01 • Monday, May 26, 2003 • May 26 • 30m

Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman

S01 E02 • Tuesday, May 27, 2003 • May 27 • 30m

His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney

S01 E03 • Wednesday, May 28, 2003 • May 28 • 30m

Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender

S01 E04 • Thursday, May 29, 2003 • May 29 • 30m

Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies

S01 E05 • Monday, Jun 2, 2003 • Jun 2 • 30m

Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends

S01 E06 • Tuesday, Jun 3, 2003 • Jun 3 • 30m

Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose

S01 E07 • Wednesday, Jun 4, 2003 • Jun 4 • 30m

Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?

S01 E08 • Thursday, Jun 5, 2003 • Jun 5 • 30m

Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku

S01 E09 • Monday, Jun 9, 2003 • Jun 9 • 30m

Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo

S01 E10 • Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 • Jun 10 • 30m

How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia

S01 E11 • Wednesday, Jun 11, 2003 • Jun 11 • 30m

Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap

S01 E12 • Thursday, Jun 12, 2003 • Jun 12 • 30m

Poison's Bret Michaels, Stalk the Bush Twins, Fetish of the Week

S01 E13 • Monday, Jun 16, 2003 • Jun 16 • 30m

Pastor Jack Exorcises Martin, Zero Sex Life, Japanese Hot Dog Art

S01 E14 • Tuesday, Jun 17, 2003 • Jun 17 • 30m

Martin's Stunt Host, Mysteries of the Time Cube, 'Search Sperts' With Cam Girls

S01 E15 • Wednesday, Jun 18, 2003 • Jun 18 • 30m

Laura Finds Her Man, Alien Implants Explained, Filter Your Farts

S01 E16 • Thursday, Jun 19, 2003 • Jun 19 • 30m

Crack Passwords Fast, Extreme Elvis Gets Naked, ABBA Clones

S01 E17 • Monday, Jun 23, 2003 • Jun 23 • 30m

Inside Wifey's World, Martin Gets His 'Bling' on, He-Nail or She-Nail?

S01 E18 • Tuesday, Jun 24, 2003 • Jun 24 • 30m

Chemtrails That Kill, Old Men in Rubber, Judy's Porn Tip

S01 E19 • Wednesday, Jun 25, 2003 • Jun 25 • 30m

Voices From the Dead, Life of an International Assassin, Choppy the Chimp

S01 E20 • Monday, Jun 30, 2003 • Jun 30 • 30m

Martin's Bedroom, Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Birdie Diapers

S01 E21 • Tuesday, Jul 1, 2003 • Jul 1 • 30m

Bizarre Bug Eating, Free Porn For All, Desktop Revenge

S01 E22 • Monday, Jul 7, 2003 • Jul 7 • 30m

Martin's Biggest Fan, Ultimate Beer Chiller, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E23 • Monday, Jul 14, 2003 • Jul 14 • 30m

Mind of Banachek, World of Dren, Moments in NASA History

S01 E24 • Tuesday, Jul 15, 2003 • Jul 15 • 30m

Alien Mind Control, Natural Porn, Stalking Sasquatch

S01 E25 • Wednesday, Jul 16, 2003 • Jul 16 • 30m

Fanime Convention, Twisted Haiku, Musical Sex Toy

S01 E26 • Thursday, Jul 17, 2003 • Jul 17 • 30m

Midget Wrestling, Girls Gone Wired, Free Internet Access

S01 E27 • Monday, Jul 21, 2003 • Jul 21 • 30m

House Gymnastics, Dirt From The Smoking Gun, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E28 • Tuesday, Jul 22, 2003 • Jul 22 • 30m

Alien Chaser, Portable Lie Detector, Martin Explores Crop Circles

S01 E29 • Thursday, Jul 24, 2003 • Jul 24 • 30m

Turn Your Amateur Porn Into Cash, Tattoo and Piercing Webcam, Catfish Fetish

S01 E30 • Monday, Jul 28, 2003 • Jul 28 • 30m

Alien Hunter, Sno-Cone Maker Mod, Singularity

S01 E31 • Tuesday, Jul 29, 2003 • Jul 29 • 30m

Future of Porn, Creepy Dolls, Search Sperts

S01 E32 • Wednesday, Jul 30, 2003 • Jul 30 • 30m

X-ray Spray, Gary Spivey, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E33 • Monday, Aug 4, 2003 • Aug 4 • 30m

Disney Tattoo Guy, Susie Bright, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E35 • Thursday, Aug 7, 2003 • Aug 7 • 30m

Insomnia Cure, Guide to Better Self-Love, Girl Gone Wired

S01 E37 • Tuesday, Aug 12, 2003 • Aug 12 • 30m

High-Priced Gigolo, Search Sperts, Top 10 Asses Online

S01 E38 • Wednesday, Aug 13, 2003 • Aug 13 • 30m

Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Beard-Growing Contest, Porn Tip

S01 E39 • Thursday, Aug 14, 2003 • Aug 14 • 30m

Martin Learns How to Eat Fire, Martin and Morgan Make Out at Comic-Con

S01 E40 • Monday, Aug 18, 2003 • Aug 18 • 30m

Traci Lords, Scary Gary, Psychic Attacks

S01 E41 • Tuesday, Aug 19, 2003 • Aug 19 • 30m

Seaching for Semen, Debunking Astronomy Myths, Dancing Dog

S01 E42 • Thursday, Aug 21, 2003 • Aug 21 • 30m

Realdoll Surgeon Slade Fiero, Search Sperts, Fancy Fetish

S01 E43 • Tuesday, Aug 26, 2003 • Aug 26 • 30m

'Star Trek' Convention, Cat Schwartz Exposed, Drinking for Prosperity

S01 E44 • Wednesday, Aug 27, 2003 • Aug 27 • 30m

Martin vs. the RIAA, Rubik's Cube Whiz, Love for the 40-ouncers.

S01 E45 • Thursday, Aug 28, 2003 • Aug 28 • 30m

Spy on Your Spouse, Hairogenics, Computer Programmer or Serial Killer?

S01 E46 • Monday, Sep 1, 2003 • Sep 1 • 30m

Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, New Dirt From 'The Smoking Gun'

S01 E47 • Monday, Sep 15, 2003 • Sep 15 • 30m

Martin Gets Sloshed, Paranormal Investigator Loyd Auerbach, Get Laid Online

S01 E48 • Tuesday, Sep 16, 2003 • Sep 16 • 30m

State of Confusion

S01 E49 • Friday, Sep 19, 2003 • Sep 19 • 30m

XXX Church, Porn Tip With Judy, Girl Gone Wired: Anna Kournikova

S01 E50 • Thursday, Sep 18, 2003 • Sep 18 • 30m

Flash Mobs, UFO Watchtower, Dark Tip: Total PC Destruction

S01 E51 • Tuesday, Sep 23, 2003 • Sep 23 • 30m

Netflix of Porn, Pleasure Mints, Lighter Side of Linux

S01 E52 • Wednesday, Sep 24, 2003 • Sep 24 • 30m

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Activity from Friends

Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi

S01 E01 • Monday, May 26, 2003 • May 26 • 30m

Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman

S01 E02 • Tuesday, May 27, 2003 • May 27 • 30m

His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney

S01 E03 • Wednesday, May 28, 2003 • May 28 • 30m

Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender

S01 E04 • Thursday, May 29, 2003 • May 29 • 30m

Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies

S01 E05 • Monday, Jun 2, 2003 • Jun 2 • 30m

Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends

S01 E06 • Tuesday, Jun 3, 2003 • Jun 3 • 30m

Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose

S01 E07 • Wednesday, Jun 4, 2003 • Jun 4 • 30m

Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?

S01 E08 • Thursday, Jun 5, 2003 • Jun 5 • 30m

Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku

S01 E09 • Monday, Jun 9, 2003 • Jun 9 • 30m

Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo

S01 E10 • Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 • Jun 10 • 30m

How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia

S01 E11 • Wednesday, Jun 11, 2003 • Jun 11 • 30m

Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap

S01 E12 • Thursday, Jun 12, 2003 • Jun 12 • 30m

Poison's Bret Michaels, Stalk the Bush Twins, Fetish of the Week

S01 E13 • Monday, Jun 16, 2003 • Jun 16 • 30m

Pastor Jack Exorcises Martin, Zero Sex Life, Japanese Hot Dog Art

S01 E14 • Tuesday, Jun 17, 2003 • Jun 17 • 30m

Martin's Stunt Host, Mysteries of the Time Cube, 'Search Sperts' With Cam Girls

S01 E15 • Wednesday, Jun 18, 2003 • Jun 18 • 30m

Laura Finds Her Man, Alien Implants Explained, Filter Your Farts

S01 E16 • Thursday, Jun 19, 2003 • Jun 19 • 30m

Crack Passwords Fast, Extreme Elvis Gets Naked, ABBA Clones

S01 E17 • Monday, Jun 23, 2003 • Jun 23 • 30m

Inside Wifey's World, Martin Gets His 'Bling' on, He-Nail or She-Nail?

S01 E18 • Tuesday, Jun 24, 2003 • Jun 24 • 30m

Chemtrails That Kill, Old Men in Rubber, Judy's Porn Tip

S01 E19 • Wednesday, Jun 25, 2003 • Jun 25 • 30m

Voices From the Dead, Life of an International Assassin, Choppy the Chimp

S01 E20 • Monday, Jun 30, 2003 • Jun 30 • 30m

Martin's Bedroom, Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Birdie Diapers

S01 E21 • Tuesday, Jul 1, 2003 • Jul 1 • 30m

Bizarre Bug Eating, Free Porn For All, Desktop Revenge

S01 E22 • Monday, Jul 7, 2003 • Jul 7 • 30m

Martin's Biggest Fan, Ultimate Beer Chiller, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E23 • Monday, Jul 14, 2003 • Jul 14 • 30m

Mind of Banachek, World of Dren, Moments in NASA History

S01 E24 • Tuesday, Jul 15, 2003 • Jul 15 • 30m

Alien Mind Control, Natural Porn, Stalking Sasquatch

S01 E25 • Wednesday, Jul 16, 2003 • Jul 16 • 30m

Fanime Convention, Twisted Haiku, Musical Sex Toy

S01 E26 • Thursday, Jul 17, 2003 • Jul 17 • 30m

Midget Wrestling, Girls Gone Wired, Free Internet Access

S01 E27 • Monday, Jul 21, 2003 • Jul 21 • 30m

House Gymnastics, Dirt From The Smoking Gun, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E28 • Tuesday, Jul 22, 2003 • Jul 22 • 30m

Alien Chaser, Portable Lie Detector, Martin Explores Crop Circles

S01 E29 • Thursday, Jul 24, 2003 • Jul 24 • 30m

Turn Your Amateur Porn Into Cash, Tattoo and Piercing Webcam, Catfish Fetish

S01 E30 • Monday, Jul 28, 2003 • Jul 28 • 30m

Alien Hunter, Sno-Cone Maker Mod, Singularity

S01 E31 • Tuesday, Jul 29, 2003 • Jul 29 • 30m

Future of Porn, Creepy Dolls, Search Sperts

S01 E32 • Wednesday, Jul 30, 2003 • Jul 30 • 30m

X-ray Spray, Gary Spivey, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E33 • Monday, Aug 4, 2003 • Aug 4 • 30m

Disney Tattoo Guy, Susie Bright, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E35 • Thursday, Aug 7, 2003 • Aug 7 • 30m

Insomnia Cure, Guide to Better Self-Love, Girl Gone Wired

S01 E37 • Tuesday, Aug 12, 2003 • Aug 12 • 30m

High-Priced Gigolo, Search Sperts, Top 10 Asses Online

S01 E38 • Wednesday, Aug 13, 2003 • Aug 13 • 30m

Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Beard-Growing Contest, Porn Tip

S01 E39 • Thursday, Aug 14, 2003 • Aug 14 • 30m

Martin Learns How to Eat Fire, Martin and Morgan Make Out at Comic-Con

S01 E40 • Monday, Aug 18, 2003 • Aug 18 • 30m

Traci Lords, Scary Gary, Psychic Attacks

S01 E41 • Tuesday, Aug 19, 2003 • Aug 19 • 30m

Seaching for Semen, Debunking Astronomy Myths, Dancing Dog

S01 E42 • Thursday, Aug 21, 2003 • Aug 21 • 30m

Realdoll Surgeon Slade Fiero, Search Sperts, Fancy Fetish

S01 E43 • Tuesday, Aug 26, 2003 • Aug 26 • 30m

'Star Trek' Convention, Cat Schwartz Exposed, Drinking for Prosperity

S01 E44 • Wednesday, Aug 27, 2003 • Aug 27 • 30m

Martin vs. the RIAA, Rubik's Cube Whiz, Love for the 40-ouncers.

S01 E45 • Thursday, Aug 28, 2003 • Aug 28 • 30m

Spy on Your Spouse, Hairogenics, Computer Programmer or Serial Killer?

S01 E46 • Monday, Sep 1, 2003 • Sep 1 • 30m

Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, New Dirt From 'The Smoking Gun'

S01 E47 • Monday, Sep 15, 2003 • Sep 15 • 30m

Martin Gets Sloshed, Paranormal Investigator Loyd Auerbach, Get Laid Online

S01 E48 • Tuesday, Sep 16, 2003 • Sep 16 • 30m

State of Confusion

S01 E49 • Friday, Sep 19, 2003 • Sep 19 • 30m

XXX Church, Porn Tip With Judy, Girl Gone Wired: Anna Kournikova

S01 E50 • Thursday, Sep 18, 2003 • Sep 18 • 30m

Flash Mobs, UFO Watchtower, Dark Tip: Total PC Destruction

S01 E51 • Tuesday, Sep 23, 2003 • Sep 23 • 30m

Netflix of Porn, Pleasure Mints, Lighter Side of Linux

S01 E52 • Wednesday, Sep 24, 2003 • Sep 24 • 30m

Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

Season 1

2003 • 92 Episodes

Activity from Friends

Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi

S01 E01 • Monday, May 26, 2003 • May 26 • 30m

Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman

S01 E02 • Tuesday, May 27, 2003 • May 27 • 30m

His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney

S01 E03 • Wednesday, May 28, 2003 • May 28 • 30m

Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender

S01 E04 • Thursday, May 29, 2003 • May 29 • 30m

Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies

S01 E05 • Monday, Jun 2, 2003 • Jun 2 • 30m

Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends

S01 E06 • Tuesday, Jun 3, 2003 • Jun 3 • 30m

Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose

S01 E07 • Wednesday, Jun 4, 2003 • Jun 4 • 30m

Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?

S01 E08 • Thursday, Jun 5, 2003 • Jun 5 • 30m

Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku

S01 E09 • Monday, Jun 9, 2003 • Jun 9 • 30m

Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo

S01 E10 • Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 • Jun 10 • 30m

How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia

S01 E11 • Wednesday, Jun 11, 2003 • Jun 11 • 30m

Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap

S01 E12 • Thursday, Jun 12, 2003 • Jun 12 • 30m

Poison's Bret Michaels, Stalk the Bush Twins, Fetish of the Week

S01 E13 • Monday, Jun 16, 2003 • Jun 16 • 30m

Pastor Jack Exorcises Martin, Zero Sex Life, Japanese Hot Dog Art

S01 E14 • Tuesday, Jun 17, 2003 • Jun 17 • 30m

Martin's Stunt Host, Mysteries of the Time Cube, 'Search Sperts' With Cam Girls

S01 E15 • Wednesday, Jun 18, 2003 • Jun 18 • 30m

Laura Finds Her Man, Alien Implants Explained, Filter Your Farts

S01 E16 • Thursday, Jun 19, 2003 • Jun 19 • 30m

Crack Passwords Fast, Extreme Elvis Gets Naked, ABBA Clones

S01 E17 • Monday, Jun 23, 2003 • Jun 23 • 30m

Inside Wifey's World, Martin Gets His 'Bling' on, He-Nail or She-Nail?

S01 E18 • Tuesday, Jun 24, 2003 • Jun 24 • 30m

Chemtrails That Kill, Old Men in Rubber, Judy's Porn Tip

S01 E19 • Wednesday, Jun 25, 2003 • Jun 25 • 30m

Voices From the Dead, Life of an International Assassin, Choppy the Chimp

S01 E20 • Monday, Jun 30, 2003 • Jun 30 • 30m

Martin's Bedroom, Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Birdie Diapers

S01 E21 • Tuesday, Jul 1, 2003 • Jul 1 • 30m

Bizarre Bug Eating, Free Porn For All, Desktop Revenge

S01 E22 • Monday, Jul 7, 2003 • Jul 7 • 30m

Martin's Biggest Fan, Ultimate Beer Chiller, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E23 • Monday, Jul 14, 2003 • Jul 14 • 30m

Mind of Banachek, World of Dren, Moments in NASA History

S01 E24 • Tuesday, Jul 15, 2003 • Jul 15 • 30m

Alien Mind Control, Natural Porn, Stalking Sasquatch

S01 E25 • Wednesday, Jul 16, 2003 • Jul 16 • 30m

Fanime Convention, Twisted Haiku, Musical Sex Toy

S01 E26 • Thursday, Jul 17, 2003 • Jul 17 • 30m

Midget Wrestling, Girls Gone Wired, Free Internet Access

S01 E27 • Monday, Jul 21, 2003 • Jul 21 • 30m

House Gymnastics, Dirt From The Smoking Gun, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E28 • Tuesday, Jul 22, 2003 • Jul 22 • 30m

Alien Chaser, Portable Lie Detector, Martin Explores Crop Circles

S01 E29 • Thursday, Jul 24, 2003 • Jul 24 • 30m

Turn Your Amateur Porn Into Cash, Tattoo and Piercing Webcam, Catfish Fetish

S01 E30 • Monday, Jul 28, 2003 • Jul 28 • 30m

Alien Hunter, Sno-Cone Maker Mod, Singularity

S01 E31 • Tuesday, Jul 29, 2003 • Jul 29 • 30m

Future of Porn, Creepy Dolls, Search Sperts

S01 E32 • Wednesday, Jul 30, 2003 • Jul 30 • 30m

X-ray Spray, Gary Spivey, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E33 • Monday, Aug 4, 2003 • Aug 4 • 30m

Disney Tattoo Guy, Susie Bright, Girls Gone Wired

S01 E35 • Thursday, Aug 7, 2003 • Aug 7 • 30m

Insomnia Cure, Guide to Better Self-Love, Girl Gone Wired

S01 E37 • Tuesday, Aug 12, 2003 • Aug 12 • 30m

High-Priced Gigolo, Search Sperts, Top 10 Asses Online

S01 E38 • Wednesday, Aug 13, 2003 • Aug 13 • 30m

Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Beard-Growing Contest, Porn Tip

S01 E39 • Thursday, Aug 14, 2003 • Aug 14 • 30m

Martin Learns How to Eat Fire, Martin and Morgan Make Out at Comic-Con

S01 E40 • Monday, Aug 18, 2003 • Aug 18 • 30m

Traci Lords, Scary Gary, Psychic Attacks

S01 E41 • Tuesday, Aug 19, 2003 • Aug 19 • 30m

Seaching for Semen, Debunking Astronomy Myths, Dancing Dog

S01 E42 • Thursday, Aug 21, 2003 • Aug 21 • 30m

Realdoll Surgeon Slade Fiero, Search Sperts, Fancy Fetish

S01 E43 • Tuesday, Aug 26, 2003 • Aug 26 • 30m

'Star Trek' Convention, Cat Schwartz Exposed, Drinking for Prosperity

S01 E44 • Wednesday, Aug 27, 2003 • Aug 27 • 30m

Martin vs. the RIAA, Rubik's Cube Whiz, Love for the 40-ouncers.

S01 E45 • Thursday, Aug 28, 2003 • Aug 28 • 30m

Spy on Your Spouse, Hairogenics, Computer Programmer or Serial Killer?

S01 E46 • Monday, Sep 1, 2003 • Sep 1 • 30m

Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, New Dirt From 'The Smoking Gun'

S01 E47 • Monday, Sep 15, 2003 • Sep 15 • 30m

Martin Gets Sloshed, Paranormal Investigator Loyd Auerbach, Get Laid Online

S01 E48 • Tuesday, Sep 16, 2003 • Sep 16 • 30m

State of Confusion

S01 E49 • Friday, Sep 19, 2003 • Sep 19 • 30m

XXX Church, Porn Tip With Judy, Girl Gone Wired: Anna Kournikova

S01 E50 • Thursday, Sep 18, 2003 • Sep 18 • 30m

Flash Mobs, UFO Watchtower, Dark Tip: Total PC Destruction

S01 E51 • Tuesday, Sep 23, 2003 • Sep 23 • 30m

Netflix of Porn, Pleasure Mints, Lighter Side of Linux

S01 E52 • Wednesday, Sep 24, 2003 • Sep 24 • 30m