Pilot

S01 E01 • Thursday, Sep 27, 2001 • Sep 27 • 30m

Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.

Let's Go to the Videotape

S01 E02 • Thursday, Oct 4, 2001 • Oct 4 • 30m

Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.

The Pinch Hitter

S01 E03 • Thursday, Oct 18, 2001 • Oct 18 • 30m

Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.

Event Night

S01 E04 • Thursday, Oct 25, 2001 • Oct 25 • 30m

At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.

Comic Relief Pitcher

S01 E05 • Thursday, Nov 29, 2001 • Nov 29 • 30m

Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.

Roommates

S01 E06 • Thursday, Dec 6, 2001 • Dec 6 • 30m

Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.

Play-Action Fake Boyfriend

S01 E07 • Thursday, Dec 20, 2001 • Dec 20 • 30m

Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.

Eve's Date with Schwartz's Destiny

S01 E08 • Thursday, Dec 27, 2001 • Dec 27 • 30m

Schwartz plays third wheel after learning that Eve is dating an NHL bigwig. Meanwhile, David wants Emily to stop doing a British character.

Kissing Cousin

S01 E09 • Thursday, Jan 3, 2002 • Jan 3 • 30m

David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.

It's All in the Footwork

S01 E10 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.

Service, Schwartz (a.k.a. Service, Mr. Schwartz)

S01 E11 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.

Bless Me Father, For I Have Fired You

S01 E12 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.

He Ain't Funny, He's My Brother

S01 E13 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Schwartz's funnyman brother, Rick, visits, and bad blood arises when he manages to steal his job at St. Pita's.