Hero

S01 E01 • Monday, Apr 6, 2009 • Apr 6 • 30m

Steve agrees to house-sit for Onno, but ends up starting a fire. To cover, Steve claims he put the fire out and is considered a hero by his daughter and neighbors before his conscious gets in the way.

Project Run Away

S01 E02 • Monday, Apr 13, 2009 • Apr 13 • 30m

Steve challenges Courtney's teacher regarding a homework assignment. Anne must stand up for Steve when his parenting skills are questioned due to an inappropriate e-mail. Meanwhile, Henry makes it a mission to discover who is the father of Rhonda's children.

DMV

S01 E03 • Monday, Apr 20, 2009 • Apr 20 • 30m

Steve has a plan of using Monica's scooter to cut the line at the DMV, but his plans backfires. Meanwhile, Onno asks Anne to take Jenna to the gynecologist but when Jenna tolds Anne her true reasons for going, Anne is put in a compromising position.

40 Days

S01 E04 • Monday, Apr 27, 2009 • Apr 27 • 30m

After learning about a book which describes how intimacy can be achieved with 40 days of sex, Steve talks Anne into joining a book club so that she'll read it. His plan does not go accordingly when Anne admits she has no confidence in their current relationship. Meanwhile, Courtney loses an important gift from Jenna and must confess her mistake.

Burn Bougainvillea, Burn

S01 E05 • Wednesday, May 27, 2009 • May 27 • 30m

Steve and Anne are excited to meet their new neighbors, but when the newbies want to cut down Anne's beloved bougainvillea, things begin to go awry. Meanwhile, a teen girl who is pregnant with her second child has Henry obsessing over her.

If the Shoe Fits, Steal It

S01 E06 • Friday, Jun 12, 2009 • Jun 12 • 30m

Steve accuses a mother at Courtney's school of stealing his daughter's shoes and is accused himself of not showing interest in his kids. Meanwhile, Henry refuses to let his mom see his SAT scores.

Dirty Stevie

S01 E07 • Friday, Jun 19, 2009 • Jun 19 • 30m

The Game Of Life

S01 E08 • Friday, Jun 26, 2009 • Jun 26 • 30m

Steve talks about his concerns for the economy during family game night.

Nothing For Money

S01 E09 • Friday, Jul 10, 2009 • Jul 10 • 30m

Steve takes over the household duties after Anne takes a job outside the home, and is shocked at just how much work it really is. Meanwhile, Jenna is accused of stealing by Henry.

School Council

S01 E10 • Friday, Jul 17, 2009 • Jul 17 • 30m

Courtney's teacher recommends to Steve and Anne that the use the "talking stick" method to discuss an altercation between their daughter and a neighbor's girl. While mediating, Steve wonders why adults need school teachers to help resolve family conflicts and unexpectedly learns something about his relationship with Henry.

Three End Tables

S01 E11 • Friday, Jul 24, 2009 • Jul 24 • 30m

When an end table ordered by the Pattersons is delivered to a neighbor's house by mistake, Anne encourages Steve to talk to the neighbor about it. But Steve, looking to avoid any possible conflict with the neighbor, comes up with a plan (even using a black eye) to dupe Anne into thinking he retrieved their table. Meanwhile, Henry jeopardizes Courtney's relationship with Jenna after he sends her over to break up a date.

Desperate Housewife

S01 E12 • Friday, Jul 31, 2009 • Jul 31 • 30m

When Steve admits that a neighbor going through a divorce flirted with him, Anne is forced to examine the strength of her marriage. Also, Courtney and Henry struggle for control of the downstairs television.

No Reception

S01 E13 • Friday, Aug 7, 2009 • Aug 7 • 30m

Anne is encouraged by Steve to break free of her manipulative parents after they revoke her cell phone privileges. Meanwhile, Henry believes Rhonda is preaching teen pregnancy to Courtney.