White Mages are Jerks

S02 E01 • Wednesday, Jan 5, 2011 • Jan 5

The best defense is a crappy offense.

Mega Man Needs To Go

S02 E02 • Friday, Jan 7, 2011 • Jan 7

To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.

Mortal Kombat Friendship

S02 E03 • Friday, Jan 14, 2011 • Jan 14

The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.

Lifeguard Mario

S02 E04 • Friday, Jan 14, 2011 • Jan 14

No holding down B in the pool area.

The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies

S02 E05 • Tuesday, Jan 18, 2011 • Jan 18

Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.

Mortal Kombat Pervert

S02 E06 • Wednesday, Jan 19, 2011 • Jan 19

Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.

Mario Paint Torture

S02 E07 • Tuesday, Jan 25, 2011 • Jan 25

Don't even get him started on Creed.

Excitebike Shop

S02 E08 • Wednesday, Jan 26, 2011 • Jan 26

Overheating is radical.

Double Dragon Girlfriend

S02 E09 • Tuesday, Feb 1, 2011 • Feb 1

8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.

Castlevania S&M

S02 E10 • Thursday, Feb 3, 2011 • Feb 3

It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.

Angry Birds Friendship

S02 E11 • Tuesday, Feb 8, 2011 • Feb 8

Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.

Sonic's Gambling Problem

S02 E12 • Friday, Feb 11, 2011 • Feb 11

What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.

Resident Evil Roommate

S02 E13 • Monday, Feb 14, 2011 • Feb 14

This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.

Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party

S02 E14 • Tuesday, Feb 15, 2011 • Feb 15

He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.

White Mage Dad is Racist

S02 E15 • Tuesday, Feb 22, 2011 • Feb 22

Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.

The Koopa King's Speech

S02 E16 • Thursday, Feb 24, 2011 • Feb 24

He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.

Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble

S02 E17 • Tuesday, Mar 1, 2011 • Mar 1

Rejected Sega Intros

S02 E18 • Tuesday, Mar 1, 2011 • Mar 1

He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.

Everybody Hates Crono

S02 E19 • Tuesday, Mar 8, 2011 • Mar 8

They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.

King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People

S02 E20 • Tuesday, Mar 8, 2011 • Mar 8

Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)

S02 E21 • Tuesday, Mar 15, 2011 • Mar 15

If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.

Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last

S02 E22 • Wednesday, Mar 16, 2011 • Mar 16

He's game ready. And really, really desperate.

The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon

S02 E23 • Monday, Mar 21, 2011 • Mar 21

This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.

Kazooie is Kidnapped

S02 E24 • Tuesday, Mar 22, 2011 • Mar 22

Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.

Final Fantasy Cover Bard

S02 E25 • Tuesday, Mar 29, 2011 • Mar 29

We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.

The Mushroom King

S02 E26 • Friday, Apr 1, 2011 • Apr 1

"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.

Robotnik Breaks Down

S02 E27 • Tuesday, Apr 5, 2011 • Apr 5

Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.

Ken Gets Excited

S02 E28 • Tuesday, Apr 5, 2011 • Apr 5

He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.

Doodle Jump Fall

S02 E29 • Tuesday, Apr 12, 2011 • Apr 12

The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.

Link's Death

S02 E30 • Monday, Apr 18, 2011 • Apr 18

Our heart containers go out to his family.

Ice Climbers Cliffhanger

S02 E31 • Monday, Apr 18, 2011 • Apr 18

He had his whole extra life ahead of him.

Mario's Horrifying Discovery

S02 E32 • Wednesday, Apr 20, 2011 • Apr 20

What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.

Rampage Apology

S02 E33 • Monday, Apr 25, 2011 • Apr 25

Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.

Mario With A Portal Gun

S02 E34 • Tuesday, Apr 26, 2011 • Apr 26

The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.

Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins

S02 E35 • Wednesday, May 4, 2011 • May 4

They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.

Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down

S02 E36 • Tuesday, May 10, 2011 • May 10

You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.

Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party

S02 E37 • Thursday, May 12, 2011 • May 12

You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.

Noob Saibot is a Noob

S02 E38 • Monday, May 16, 2011 • May 16

He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.

Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings

S02 E39 • Tuesday, May 17, 2011 • May 17

Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.

How Blinky Died

S02 E40 • Wednesday, May 18, 2011 • May 18

He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.

Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe

S02 E41 • Tuesday, May 24, 2011 • May 24

No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.

Mortal Kombat Sitcom

S02 E42 • Tuesday, May 24, 2011 • May 24

They're going to kill you....

Captain America Uses Drugs

S02 E43 • Thursday, Jun 2, 2011 • Jun 2

He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.

Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike

S02 E44 • Wednesday, Jun 8, 2011 • Jun 8

Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.

The Diablo Townspeople Should Move

S02 E45 • Friday, Jun 10, 2011 • Jun 10

You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.

Kung Lao's Hat is Dull

S02 E46 • Tuesday, Jun 14, 2011 • Jun 14

The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.

Mario Meets With His Agent

S02 E47 • Wednesday, Jun 15, 2011 • Jun 15

He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.

Sim City Monster Hates Your City

S02 E48 • Monday, Jun 20, 2011 • Jun 20

I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.

Contra Henchman Strategy

S02 E49 • Wednesday, Jun 22, 2011 • Jun 22

They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.

Mario Dumps Pauline

S02 E50 • Monday, Jun 27, 2011 • Jun 27

"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.