Show #0440

S03 E01 • Monday, Sep 4, 1995 • Sep 4

Dave grills his new announcer, making him do voiceovers throughout the show (including #1 on the top ten list).

Show #0441

S03 E02 • Tuesday, Sep 5, 1995 • Sep 5

Tom Snyder wants everybody to know that he does not hold a grudge with Dave. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter continues to get used to his new surroundings.

Show #0442

S03 E03 • Wednesday, Sep 6, 1995 • Sep 6

Charlton Heston plays ""Dave's Boss"" and bullies him mercilessly. Later, Kevin Pollak promotes ""The Usual Suspects.""

Show #0443

S03 E04 • Thursday, Sep 7, 1995 • Sep 7

Amongst the ""Items Included in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:"" Stuff found in ZZ Top's beards, a guitar made of David Crosby's old liver, and Marv Albert's Rock & Roll Bloopers, with Hootie (as in Hootie and the Blowfish) getting hit on the head by a basketball. Meanwhile, in order to prepare for an Olympic diver that will be appearing later, Dave recruits Alan and an audience member to get in a tank.

Show #0444

S03 E05 • Friday, Sep 8, 1995 • Sep 8

Wesley Snipes promotes ""Money Train,"" then strips to a dress.

Show #0445

S03 E06 • Monday, Sep 11, 1995 • Sep 11

A day after the Emmy Awards, Dave tosses donuts into the audience with the new Donut-A-Pult. Quote Dave: ""Now it's really hard to believe we didn't win an Emmy."" Meanwhile, Biff Henderson recites a passage from the Packwood Diaries.

Show #0446

S03 E07 • Tuesday, Sep 12, 1995 • Sep 12

The Donutapult returns, while Dave brings in a cabbie to write a Top Ten list.

Show #0447

S03 E08 • Wednesday, Sep 13, 1995 • Sep 13

While promoting the movie ""Showgirls,"" star Elizabeth Berkeley gives Dave a lap dance.

Show #0448

S03 E09 • Thursday, Sep 14, 1995 • Sep 14

Gerard, Rupert, and others discuss what they like about Autumn, while Rush Limbaugh introduces a mini-Donutapult.

Show #0449

S03 E10 • Friday, Sep 15, 1995 • Sep 15

During CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper sings ""Lactose Intolerant."" Later, the Donutapult makes one last appearance.

Show #0450

S03 E11 • Monday, Sep 18, 1995 • Sep 18

Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants (including ""Miss Peanut"" and ""Miss South Carolina Tobacco"") walk across the stage and escort tonight's guests.

Show #0451

S03 E12 • Tuesday, Sep 19, 1995 • Sep 19

Dick Assman is still popular in Canada; Newt Gingrich presents the Top Ten list; Thomas Haden Church promotes ""Ned & Stacey""; Dave juggles peaches.

Show #0452

S03 E13 • Wednesday, Sep 20, 1995 • Sep 20

Rudy Guiliani give Dave a key to the city, then takes it back.

Show #0453

S03 E14 • Thursday, Sep 21, 1995 • Sep 21

Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while ""Friends"" star Courtney Cox launches the ""Donutapult 2000.""

Show #0454

S03 E15 • Friday, Sep 22, 1995 • Sep 22

Eddie Jamison (the guy who said ""I Love You, Man!"" in those beer commercials) interrupts the monologue; Doc Severinsen sits in with the band; Mary Tyler Moore accuses Dave of being a brown-noser.

Show #0455

S03 E16 • Monday, Sep 25, 1995 • Sep 25

Doc Severinsen is still sitting in; The Delaria Sisters, a group of women who hang by their hair on a pole, demonstrate their skills; Dave chats with a grade-schooler who ran off a burgler.

Show #0456

S03 E17 • Tuesday, Sep 26, 1995 • Sep 26

Dave invites his neighbor Steve over for coffee; Ellen Cleghorne promotes her new sitcom.

Show #0457

S03 E18 • Wednesday, Sep 27, 1995 • Sep 27

13 NYC cab drivers are invited to serve on a mock jury to determine the fate of OJ Simpson. Instead, they're serenaded by Mel Torme.

Show #0458

S03 E19 • Thursday, Sep 28, 1995 • Sep 28

1995: Uma Thurman joins Geraldo Rivera as the mock jury of cab drivers continues to deliberate, led by foreman Parminder Singh. Dave notes, ""Uma, Parminder; Parminder, Uma.""

Show #0459

S03 E20 • Friday, Sep 29, 1995 • Sep 29

Dave introduces ""The Donutapult 2000+,"" which is so big it has to sit out on 53rd Street. Later in the show, it is converted into ""The Melonapult 2000+.""

Show #0460

S03 E21 • Monday, Oct 2, 1995 • Oct 2

Amongst the latest ""Back-to-School Items:"" Oreo Cookies with Clearasil Pad Filling, Larry King Ex-Wife Trading Cards, and a Kate Moss Lunchbox. Later, Andy Dick promotes ""Newsradio.""

Show #0461

S03 E22 • Tuesday, Oct 3, 1995 • Oct 3

The cast and crew explains why they're glad the O. J. Simpson trial is over; Julianne Moore promotes ""Safe.""

Show #0462

S03 E23 • Wednesday, Oct 4, 1995 • Oct 4

Pete Fatovich, ""Creepy Dave,"" and Gerard comment on the OJ verdict, while Chazz Palminteri gives an audience member his coat.

Show #0463

S03 E24 • Thursday, Oct 5, 1995 • Oct 5

Dave's ""younger brother Carl"" sits in on violin; Dave thinks he's on a caffeine buzz.

Show #0464

S03 E25 • Friday, Oct 6, 1995 • Oct 6

Show #0465

S03 E26 • Monday, Oct 16, 1995 • Oct 16

Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and sports legend Joe Montana throw footballs into cabs on 53rd Street. After repeated attempts, all three find their target at once. Also, Dave announces that tonight's show is in ""actual size.""

Show #0466

S03 E27 • Tuesday, Oct 17, 1995 • Oct 17

Via live remote, Dave asks a customer at a nearby laundromat to take a pair of pants out of the dryer and bring them into the theater for guest Richard Simmons to wear.

Show #0467

S03 E28 • Wednesday, Oct 18, 1995 • Oct 18

Marilyn Horne of the Metropolitan Opera presents the Top Ten; the Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses current events and mentions his son's run for Congress.

Show #0468

S03 E29 • Thursday, Oct 19, 1995 • Oct 19

During CBS Mailbag, Dave goes sailing with Paul, the models and Bob Denver. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat.

Show #0469

S03 E30 • Friday, Oct 20, 1995 • Oct 20

Dave goes to New Jersey to find a date for mailroom employee/superstar extrordinaire Bob Borden. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave leaves the theater and finds him chatting at a party with Woody Allen.

Show #0470

S03 E31 • Monday, Oct 23, 1995 • Oct 23

Dave starts reading the Miranda Rights before realizing he has the wrong index card. He leaves the studio to search for the correct card and finds ""NYPD Blue"" stars Jimmy Smits and Dennis Franz reading the Top Ten List to a captured thug.

Show #0471

S03 E32 • Tuesday, Oct 24, 1995 • Oct 24

Throughout the show, The ""Jimmy Letterman Singers"" sing ""Jimmy."" Later in the show, Dave concedes: ""It sucks, it stinks, it blows; it ain't working.""

Show #0472

S03 E33 • Wednesday, Oct 25, 1995 • Oct 25

Throughout this year's World Series, kid reporter Sparky Mortimer has been making reports from the stadiums in Cleveland and Atlanta. Tonight, he lands a quick interview with Braves owner Ted Turner.

Show #0473

S03 E34 • Thursday, Oct 26, 1995 • Oct 26

During CBS Mailbag, Paul does a Johnny Carson impression. Later, Dave and Michael Rappaport lather up in order to use the CBS spa.

Show #0474

S03 E35 • Friday, Oct 27, 1995 • Oct 27

Dave and Paul recruit a guy named Moe from a delicatessen, and the CBS Orchestra puts together a music video about him. Later, Sparky Mortimer runs the bases at Jacobs Field in Cleveland.

Show #0475

S03 E36 • Monday, Oct 30, 1995 • Oct 30

Upon returning to NYC, Dave gives Sparky a pat on the back for a job well done; Casey Kasem introduces Wayne Hazeltine and the Pants Across America Tour; Carol Burnett takes off her skirt.

Show #0476

S03 E37 • Tuesday, Oct 31, 1995 • Oct 31

A pumpkin launcher is demonstrated on 53rd Street, while The Pants Across America tour stops at St. Louis.

Show #0477

S03 E38 • Wednesday, Nov 1, 1995 • Nov 1

Casey Kasem and the Pants Across America tour reports from Mount Rushmore, while up and coming actress Claire Danes introduces one of her favorite bands, UB40.

Show #0478

S03 E39 • Thursday, Nov 2, 1995 • Nov 2

Carol Channing harasses Dave during CBS Mailbag; the tour hits the Grand Canyon.

Show #0479

S03 E40 • Friday, Nov 3, 1995 • Nov 3

Tonight on the ""Pants Across America"" tour, Casey Kasem is in Las Vegas, listening to an Elvis impersonator perform ""Burning Love.""

Show #0480

S03 E41 • Monday, Nov 6, 1995 • Nov 6

Show #0481

S03 E42 • Tuesday, Nov 7, 1995 • Nov 7

Television City Studios, Day 2: Danny DeVito and Dave get into the stage pool and have a water fight. Meanwhile, Tony Mendez continues his cameo appearances on TV shows; tonight he's seen in clips from ""Friends"" and ""Grace Under Fire.""

Show #0482

S03 E43 • Wednesday, Nov 8, 1995 • Nov 8

From Los Angeles: Alka Seltzer® is inserted into the backdrop pool; Demi Moore presents ""The Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names;"" Green Day performs ""86.""

Show #0483

S03 E44 • Thursday, Nov 9, 1995 • Nov 9

Red Hot Chili Peppers – ""My Friends""

Show #0484

S03 E45 • Friday, Nov 10, 1995 • Nov 10

Show #0485

S03 E46 • Monday, Nov 13, 1995 • Nov 13

Biff interrupts Dave's opening remarks and asks for water. Out runs NYC marathon winner German Silva with his drink. Later, Bill Murray cooks toast, and Silver runs by again to pick it up.

Show #0486

S03 E47 • Tuesday, Nov 14, 1995 • Nov 14

Dave uses the speaker phone to get someone to bring him pizza. Later, thirty folks show up with boxes, and slices are handed out to the audience. Also, the United States is in the middle of a government shutdown, so Dave calls the Pentagon, misdials, finally gets an answering machine, and hangs up. A stagehand gives him an ax, cuts the phone cord, and hands the phone to an audience member.

Show #0487

S03 E48 • Wednesday, Nov 15, 1995 • Nov 15

Elton John promotes and sings two songs from his latest album, ""Made In England.""

Show #0488

S03 E49 • Thursday, Nov 16, 1995 • Nov 16

An audience guy holds cue cards in place of Tony (he's sick), while Sean Penn promotes ""Dead Man Walking.""

Show #0489

S03 E50 • Friday, Nov 17, 1995 • Nov 17

The Presidents of the United States of America perform their breakthrough hit, ""Toad.""