Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)

S03 E01 • Thursday, Sep 1, 2011 • Sep 1 • 4m

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!

S03 E02 • Monday, Sep 12, 2011 • Sep 12 • 2m

Go ahead. Try this at home.

Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)

S03 E03 • Wednesday, Sep 21, 2011 • Sep 21 • 3m

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool

S03 E04 • Tuesday, Sep 27, 2011 • Sep 27 • 3m

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

We Are the 1%

S03 E05 • Monday, Oct 24, 2011 • Oct 24 • 3m

Minorities have it rough in this country.

Transformers in 1-D

S03 E06 • Thursday, Dec 15, 2011 • Dec 15 • 2m

Also playing in zero-D.

In the Unlikely Event…

S03 E07 • Thursday, Nov 10, 2011 • Nov 10 • 4m

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

The Ultimate Internet Love Song

S03 E08 • Tuesday, Apr 5, 2011 • Apr 5 • 4m

You meme the world to me.

The Twelve Beards of Christmas

S03 E09 • Monday, Dec 19, 2011 • Dec 19 • 4m

The beard makes the man.

Honest Holiday Card Song

S03 E10 • Wednesday, Dec 21, 2011 • Dec 21 • 3m

Sing a song of sadness.

The Meatball Sub 4S

S03 E11 • Monday, Oct 17, 2011 • Oct 17 • 1m

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

The Student Film Awards

S03 E12 • Wednesday, Feb 22, 2012 • Feb 22 • 3m

The only real losers are the audience.

Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan

S03 E13 • Monday, Feb 20, 2012 • Feb 20 • 4m

Can Twilight save America?

The Clown Vote

S03 E14 • Monday, Mar 5, 2012 • Mar 5 • 6m

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

My So-Called Homeland

S03 E15 • Wednesday, Mar 14, 2012 • Mar 14 • 3m

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

The Hunger Games Game

S03 E16 • Tuesday, Mar 20, 2012 • Mar 20 • 2m

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

Skyrim Hoarders

S03 E17 • Wednesday, Mar 28, 2012 • Mar 28 • 3m

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality

S03 E18 • Sunday, Apr 1, 2012 • Apr 1 • 3m

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

Big Dick Birth Defect

S03 E19 • Monday, Apr 2, 2012 • Apr 2 • 3m

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

In Your Head Yoga

S03 E20 • Monday, Oct 31, 2011 • Oct 31 • 3m

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant

S03 E21 • Wednesday, Apr 4, 2012 • Apr 4 • 4m

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.

Sex Talk

S03 E22 • Thursday, Dec 1, 2011 • Dec 1 • 2m

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

Fantasy Football

S03 E23 • Thursday, Apr 5, 2012 • Apr 5 • 3m

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

Starbucks CEO Revenge

S03 E24 • Tuesday, Dec 20, 2011 • Dec 20 • 2m

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

Wild American Eagle Models

S03 E25 • Wednesday, Apr 11, 2012 • Apr 11 • 3m

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

Grad School Scam

S03 E26 • Tuesday, Jan 24, 2012 • Jan 24 • 2m

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

Wish I Had a Portal Gun

S03 E27 • Tuesday, Sep 20, 2011 • Sep 20 • 3m

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

Facebook IPO Day

S03 E28 • Thursday, Feb 9, 2012 • Feb 9 • 2m

More money, more privacy problems.

Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling

S03 E29 • Thursday, Mar 1, 2012 • Mar 1 • 2m

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins

S03 E30 • Unknown • Unknown • 2m

Unreleased

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins

S03 E31 • Unknown • Unknown • 2m

Unreleased

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!