The Staycation Episode

S03 E01 • Monday, Sep 17, 2012 • Sep 17 • 30m

When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever – but “Casa del Nick” is soon dealing with some disappointed customers.

The Thief Episode

S03 E02 • Tuesday, Sep 18, 2012 • Sep 18 • 30m

Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse – but when Gigi discovers the missing money, she blames Kevin for the theft.

The Bad Dream Episode

S03 E03 • Wednesday, Sep 19, 2012 • Sep 19 • 30m

The 22 Episode

S03 E04 • Thursday, Sep 20, 2012 • Sep 20 • 30m

The Cooking Episode

S03 E05 • Friday, Sep 21, 2012 • Sep 21 • 30m

The Regift Episode

S03 E06 • Monday, Sep 24, 2012 • Sep 24 • 30m

The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode

S03 E07 • Tuesday, Sep 25, 2012 • Sep 25 • 30m

Nick helps out Willie Mays, a homeless man with a beautiful voice, by getting him a job at KAWT, but Willie takes advantage of his new job.

The Second Black President Episode

S03 E08 • Wednesday, Sep 26, 2012 • Sep 26 • 30m

Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school.

The Green Episode

S03 E09 • Thursday, Sep 27, 2012 • Sep 27 • 30m

Nick suspects that a mysterious someone has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves town for the week to attend a childhood friend's wedding; and Marilyn tries to teach the children a life lesson.

The Father's Day Episode

S03 E10 • Friday, Sep 28, 2012 • Sep 28 • 30m

The My First Job Episode

S03 E11 • Monday, Oct 1, 2012 • Oct 1 • 30m

Lindsey is thrilled to get her first job at Up and Down Burger, but when she gives out free food to failed NBA hopeful Terrel, she soon learns the consequences of stealing at the workplace.

The Tiger Dad Episode

S03 E12 • Tuesday, Oct 2, 2012 • Oct 2 • 30m

The Expensive Purse Episode

S03 E13 • Wednesday, Oct 3, 2012 • Oct 3 • 30m

The Master of Ceremonies Episode

S03 E14 • Thursday, Oct 4, 2012 • Oct 4 • 30m

While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes, but finds he can't stand the heat when Suzanne starts making fun of him in public.

The Control Issue Episode

S03 E15 • Friday, Oct 5, 2012 • Oct 5 • 30m

The Ghost Dog Episode

S03 E16 • Monday, Oct 8, 2012 • Oct 8 • 30m

The Lemon Squeeze Episode

S03 E17 • Tuesday, Oct 9, 2012 • Oct 9 • 30m

The Mother's-in-Law Episode

S03 E18 • Wednesday, Oct 10, 2012 • Oct 10 • 30m

The Tit for Tat Episode

S03 E19 • Thursday, Oct 11, 2012 • Oct 11 • 30m

The Quarantine Episode

S03 E20 • Friday, Oct 12, 2012 • Oct 12 • 30m

The V.I.P. Tickets Episode

S03 E21 • Monday, Oct 15, 2012 • Oct 15 • 30m

The Lindsey Dances Episode

S03 E22 • Tuesday, Oct 16, 2012 • Oct 16 • 30m

Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.

The Career Day Episode

S03 E23 • Wednesday, Oct 17, 2012 • Oct 17 • 30m

While speaking before Kevin's class for Career Day, Nick confuses the students by implying that building connections is more important than studying hard and getting good grades.

The House Sitter's Episode

S03 E24 • Thursday, Oct 18, 2012 • Oct 18 • 30m

When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools.

The Nick Gets Promoted Episode

S03 E25 • Friday, Oct 19, 2012 • Oct 19 • 30m

Nick anxiously awaits for a promotion, but he works hard to prove that he got what it takes and works with a colleague who is arrogant.

The Big Loan Episode

S03 E26 • Monday, Oct 22, 2012 • Oct 22 • 30m

The Family Portrait Episode

S03 E27 • Tuesday, Oct 23, 2012 • Oct 23 • 30m

The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode

S03 E28 • Wednesday, Oct 24, 2012 • Oct 24 • 30m

The Nick Gets an Assistant Episode

S03 E29 • Thursday, Oct 25, 2012 • Oct 25 • 30m

The Silent Treatment Episode

S03 E30 • Friday, Oct 26, 2012 • Oct 26 • 30m

The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode

S03 E31 • Monday, Oct 29, 2012 • Oct 29 • 30m

The Blockbuster Movie Episode

S03 E32 • Tuesday, Oct 30, 2012 • Oct 30 • 30m

The Pocket Dial Episode

S03 E33 • Wednesday, Oct 31, 2012 • Oct 31 • 30m

The Secret Episode

S03 E34 • Thursday, Nov 1, 2012 • Nov 1 • 30m

The Life Insurance Episode

S03 E35 • Friday, Nov 2, 2012 • Nov 2 • 30m

The Hypertension Episode

S03 E36 • Friday, Nov 9, 2012 • Nov 9 • 30m

When Nick gets a doctors report that he has high blood pressure, Suzanne does everything she can to make sure his stress levels stay low.

The Satchel Pagge Episode

S03 E37 • Monday, Nov 12, 2012 • Nov 12 • 30m

The Cyrano Episode

S03 E38 • Monday, Nov 12, 2012 • Nov 12 • 30m

The Identity Theft Episode

S03 E39 • Tuesday, Nov 13, 2012 • Nov 13 • 30m

The Inappropriate Website Episode

S03 E40 • Tuesday, Nov 13, 2012 • Nov 13 • 30m

When Nick accidentally pulls up an adult Web site at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test.

The Open Mic Gaffe Episode

S03 E41 • Wednesday, Nov 14, 2012 • Nov 14 • 30m

When Nick doesn't realize his microphone is on and insults a colleague at the station. Meanwhile, the children teach Internet skills to Marilyn.

The Timeshare Episode

S03 E42 • Wednesday, Nov 14, 2012 • Nov 14 • 30m

Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick has suspicions about her new beau's true motives. Meanwhile, Kevin breaks his arm.

The Thanksgiving Episode

S03 E43 • Wednesday, Nov 14, 2012 • Nov 14 • 30m

When the entire Kingston-Persons' clan plus their parents and their friends and their friends' parents end up at the house for a pot-luck Thanksgiving, Suzanne has to scramble to find the one item she was in charge of – the turkey.

The Sex Symbol Episode

S03 E44 • Thursday, Nov 15, 2012 • Nov 15 • 30m

Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides.

The Insignificant Anniversary Episode

S03 E45 • Thursday, Nov 15, 2012 • Nov 15 • 30m

The Long Con Episode

S03 E46 • Friday, Nov 16, 2012 • Nov 16 • 30m

Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepares for a big date with her crush and receives dating advice from the gang.

The Bigg Box Klub Episode

S03 E47 • Friday, Nov 16, 2012 • Nov 16 • 30m

The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest.

The Black Friday Episode

S03 E48 • Monday, Nov 19, 2012 • Nov 19 • 30m

Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.

The Blackout Episode

S03 E49 • Monday, Nov 19, 2012 • Nov 19 • 30m

A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring.

The Wrong Way Episode

S03 E50 • Tuesday, Nov 20, 2012 • Nov 20 • 30m

Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event.