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You Can't Do That on Television

Season 9

• 25 Episodes

Season 9

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Choice

S09 E01 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Where No Man Has Gone Before will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ted decides whether or not to tell Chris about his being turned down for a part in a Hollywood movie.

Chores

S09 E02 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Hulk Hogan Tidies His Room will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get the cast to clean the set, Ross makes the cleaning part of the sketches.

Communication

S09 E03 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

E.T. Phones Home and Gets a $1,000,000 Phone Bill will not be seen at this time so that we may present... An alien ship is approaching Earth and causes the show's transmission satellites to malfunction. The Aliens have come in search of Green Slime.

Fitness

S09 E04 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Jane Fonda Overworked will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Kevin is having trouble writing this episode as it is being filmed. In the sketches, the cast makes fun of exercise programs. Ted, as the Fitness Genie, makes Rekha's fitness program impossible.

Malfunctions

S09 E05 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Batman's Hairdryer Fries Robin will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The studio's cameras keep breaking because of Ted's ugliness.

Cleanliness

S09 E06 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Mr. Clean Falls Into a Tar Pit will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross makes the cast wear sailor suits to prepare for a visit from the Senate's Committee to Clean Television. In the end, the inspector only wants to be sure the camera lenses are clean.

Security

S09 E07 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turkeys will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast wants to take martial arts lessons, but have to teach themselves because the show's budget can't afford an instructor.

Pollution

S09 E08 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Love Boat Becomes a Garbage Barge will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about the major dangers to the environment.

Fantasy

S09 E09 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Fantasy Island Becomes a Volcano will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross has a box that can grant anyone's wishes. He plans to give it to the producer's daughter. The rest of the cast has all their dreams come true.

Time

S09 E10 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Days of Our Lives will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The budget for the show has been cut so it must be filmed in black and white. All the kids go into a decolorization machine. When the producers realize that color shows are more profitable the kids can't switch back. In their attempts to overcome the glitch, they turn the show into a silent movie at the end.

Mistakes

S09 E11 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

George Bush Shoots the Wrong Quail will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at their mistakes, and Ross has to confront some of his errors.

Punishments

S09 E12 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Mothers of the World Paddle Rambo will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To improve the ratings, and to punish the cast for bad acting, Ross sees to it that at least one cast member is slimed between each sketch.

Beliefs

S09 E13 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Elvis Presley Is Alive and Working In a Supermarket will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast debates the fantasy and reality of people's beliefs.

Age

S09 E14 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Michael Jackson Gets Old and Wrinkled will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross drags Vanessa back onto the show 3 years after she left because she still has an episode under her contract (because the Adoption episode was banned). Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about being fired because of his upcoming birthday and fear that he has reached ""the age"".

Excess

S09 E15 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Fat Boys Eat New York will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show deals with the problems of excess: too much slime, too many cast members, too much wardrobe, etc...

Looking Cool

S09 E16 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Pee-Wee Herman Wins the Mr. Macho America Contest will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is willing to do anything to become cool.

Lost

S09 E17 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Superman Loses His Tights will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Nick enlists the help of the Genie of the Lost Sock to find Chris' jacket and a camera the Nick borrowed from Ross. In the search, he finds everything that every cast member of the show since it first went on the air had lost.

Failure

S09 E18 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Ross doesn't show up for work, leaving the kids to run this week's show.

First Times

S09 E19 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Wright Brothers Lost Their Luggage will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross tries to improve the show's ratings by having this episode be the first to be shot in several different locations.

Celebrations

S09 E20 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Parents and Teachers Celebrate the Cancellation of You Can't Do That On Television will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross decides to show how all of the countries around the world celebrate special events.

Effort

S09 E21 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Rambo Thinks will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Some of the cast members try to do certain things, all unsuccessfully. Nick tries to remember his name, Sariya tries to keep her new hairstyle from getting slimed, Christian tries to nice to Jennifer, and Jennifer tries to wear a dress.

Sports

S09 E22 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Roseanne Barr Goes Synchronized Swimming will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross goes sports crazy. He makes Chris use the eternal flame to light the gas grill, causing him to blow up, he uses special effects to give Carlos athletes foot, and he uses a ""Test Your Strength"" machine to scam the cast out of money.

Smoking

S09 E23 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Green Slime is Scraped from Smokers Lungs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast really begins to think that green slime is made from the mucus from the lungs of smokers.

Generosity

S09 E24 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Batman Gives Away His Batmobile will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get him slimed, Chris lets Patrick do the introduction. The make-up lady makes Stephanie look like a senior citizen. When the boom mike breaks, Ross makes Christian hang from the ceiling to operate the mike.

Embarrassment

S09 E25 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Rambo Takes Ballet Lessons will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross, in an effort to embarrass the cast, has their parents come to the studio.

You Can't Do That on Television

Season 9

• 25 Episodes

Activity from Friends

Choice

S09 E01 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Where No Man Has Gone Before will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ted decides whether or not to tell Chris about his being turned down for a part in a Hollywood movie.

Chores

S09 E02 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Hulk Hogan Tidies His Room will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get the cast to clean the set, Ross makes the cleaning part of the sketches.

Communication

S09 E03 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Fitness

S09 E04 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Malfunctions

S09 E05 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Batman's Hairdryer Fries Robin will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The studio's cameras keep breaking because of Ted's ugliness.

Cleanliness

S09 E06 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Security

S09 E07 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Pollution

S09 E08 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Love Boat Becomes a Garbage Barge will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about the major dangers to the environment.

Fantasy

S09 E09 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Time

S09 E10 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Mistakes

S09 E11 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

George Bush Shoots the Wrong Quail will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at their mistakes, and Ross has to confront some of his errors.

Punishments

S09 E12 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Beliefs

S09 E13 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Elvis Presley Is Alive and Working In a Supermarket will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast debates the fantasy and reality of people's beliefs.

Age

S09 E14 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Excess

S09 E15 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Fat Boys Eat New York will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show deals with the problems of excess: too much slime, too many cast members, too much wardrobe, etc...

Looking Cool

S09 E16 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Pee-Wee Herman Wins the Mr. Macho America Contest will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is willing to do anything to become cool.

Lost

S09 E17 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Failure

S09 E18 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Ross doesn't show up for work, leaving the kids to run this week's show.

First Times

S09 E19 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Celebrations

S09 E20 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Effort

S09 E21 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Sports

S09 E22 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Smoking

S09 E23 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Green Slime is Scraped from Smokers Lungs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast really begins to think that green slime is made from the mucus from the lungs of smokers.

Generosity

S09 E24 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Embarrassment

S09 E25 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Rambo Takes Ballet Lessons will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross, in an effort to embarrass the cast, has their parents come to the studio.

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Season 9

• 25 Episodes

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Choice

S09 E01 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Where No Man Has Gone Before will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ted decides whether or not to tell Chris about his being turned down for a part in a Hollywood movie.

Chores

S09 E02 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Hulk Hogan Tidies His Room will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get the cast to clean the set, Ross makes the cleaning part of the sketches.

Communication

S09 E03 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Fitness

S09 E04 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Malfunctions

S09 E05 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Batman's Hairdryer Fries Robin will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The studio's cameras keep breaking because of Ted's ugliness.

Cleanliness

S09 E06 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Security

S09 E07 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Pollution

S09 E08 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Love Boat Becomes a Garbage Barge will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about the major dangers to the environment.

Fantasy

S09 E09 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Time

S09 E10 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Mistakes

S09 E11 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

George Bush Shoots the Wrong Quail will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at their mistakes, and Ross has to confront some of his errors.

Punishments

S09 E12 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Beliefs

S09 E13 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Elvis Presley Is Alive and Working In a Supermarket will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast debates the fantasy and reality of people's beliefs.

Age

S09 E14 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Excess

S09 E15 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Fat Boys Eat New York will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show deals with the problems of excess: too much slime, too many cast members, too much wardrobe, etc...

Looking Cool

S09 E16 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Pee-Wee Herman Wins the Mr. Macho America Contest will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is willing to do anything to become cool.

Lost

S09 E17 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Failure

S09 E18 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Ross doesn't show up for work, leaving the kids to run this week's show.

First Times

S09 E19 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Celebrations

S09 E20 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Effort

S09 E21 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Sports

S09 E22 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Smoking

S09 E23 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Green Slime is Scraped from Smokers Lungs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast really begins to think that green slime is made from the mucus from the lungs of smokers.

Generosity

S09 E24 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Embarrassment

S09 E25 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Rambo Takes Ballet Lessons will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross, in an effort to embarrass the cast, has their parents come to the studio.

You Can't Do That on Television

Season 9

• 25 Episodes

Activity from Friends

Choice

S09 E01 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Where No Man Has Gone Before will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ted decides whether or not to tell Chris about his being turned down for a part in a Hollywood movie.

Chores

S09 E02 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Hulk Hogan Tidies His Room will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get the cast to clean the set, Ross makes the cleaning part of the sketches.

Communication

S09 E03 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Fitness

S09 E04 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Malfunctions

S09 E05 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Batman's Hairdryer Fries Robin will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The studio's cameras keep breaking because of Ted's ugliness.

Cleanliness

S09 E06 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Security

S09 E07 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Pollution

S09 E08 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Love Boat Becomes a Garbage Barge will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about the major dangers to the environment.

Fantasy

S09 E09 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Time

S09 E10 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Mistakes

S09 E11 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

George Bush Shoots the Wrong Quail will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at their mistakes, and Ross has to confront some of his errors.

Punishments

S09 E12 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Beliefs

S09 E13 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Elvis Presley Is Alive and Working In a Supermarket will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast debates the fantasy and reality of people's beliefs.

Age

S09 E14 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Excess

S09 E15 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Fat Boys Eat New York will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show deals with the problems of excess: too much slime, too many cast members, too much wardrobe, etc...

Looking Cool

S09 E16 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Pee-Wee Herman Wins the Mr. Macho America Contest will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is willing to do anything to become cool.

Lost

S09 E17 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Failure

S09 E18 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Ross doesn't show up for work, leaving the kids to run this week's show.

First Times

S09 E19 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Celebrations

S09 E20 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Effort

S09 E21 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Sports

S09 E22 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Smoking

S09 E23 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Green Slime is Scraped from Smokers Lungs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast really begins to think that green slime is made from the mucus from the lungs of smokers.

Generosity

S09 E24 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Embarrassment

S09 E25 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Rambo Takes Ballet Lessons will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross, in an effort to embarrass the cast, has their parents come to the studio.