Pilot

S01 E01 • Friday, Oct 4, 2002 • Oct 4 • 30m

Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

S01 E02 • Friday, Oct 11, 2002 • Oct 11 • 30m

When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

Cuddles Goes To Jail

S01 E03 • Friday, Oct 18, 2002 • Oct 18 • 30m

Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

Buttons Goes To Court

S01 E04 • Friday, Oct 25, 2002 • Oct 25 • 30m

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

Bill's Brain

S01 E05 • Thursday, Oct 31, 2002 • Oct 31 • 30m

Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

S01 E06 • Friday, Nov 8, 2002 • Nov 8 • 30m

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

Rocko's Telethon

S01 E07 • Friday, Nov 15, 2002 • Nov 15 • 30m

Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

Cuddles The Safety Mascot

S01 E08 • Friday, Nov 22, 2002 • Nov 22 • 30m

Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

Dan's Crush

S01 E09 • Friday, Nov 29, 2002 • Nov 29 • 30m

Dan The Greeter

S01 E10 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

Cuddles Gets Laid

S01 E11 • Friday, Dec 13, 2002 • Dec 13 • 30m

Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

Dan's Umbrella

S01 E12 • Friday, Dec 20, 2002 • Dec 20 • 30m

Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

S01 E13 • Friday, Dec 27, 2002 • Dec 27 • 30m

The Payback

S01 E14 • Friday, Jan 3, 2003 • Jan 3 • 30m