New Mexico

S01 E01 • Saturday, Jan 1, 2011 • Jan 1

Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

The Wolf-Man

S01 E02 • Saturday, Jan 1, 2011 • Jan 1

When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

The Dentist

S01 E03 • Saturday, Jan 8, 2011 • Jan 8

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

The Ninja

S01 E04 • Saturday, Jan 15, 2011 • Jan 15

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

The Animal Shelter

S01 E05 • Saturday, Jan 22, 2011 • Jan 22

Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

Canada

S01 E06 • Saturday, Jan 29, 2011 • Jan 29

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

Traffic

S01 E07 • Saturday, Feb 26, 2011 • Feb 26

Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.

Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre

S01 E08 • Saturday, Mar 5, 2011 • Mar 5

Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.

Baseball

S01 E09 • Saturday, Mar 12, 2011 • Mar 12 • 30m

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

The Salvation Armed Forces

S01 E10 • Saturday, Mar 19, 2011 • Mar 19

Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.

The Beach

S01 E11 • Saturday, Mar 26, 2011 • Mar 26

Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

George Washington

S01 E12 • Saturday, Apr 2, 2011 • Apr 2

After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

Technology

S01 E13 • Saturday, Apr 9, 2011 • Apr 9

The Barber

S01 E14 • Saturday, Apr 16, 2011 • Apr 16

Art

S01 E15 • Saturday, Apr 30, 2011 • Apr 30

Elise's Parents

S01 E16 • Saturday, May 14, 2011 • May 14

Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

The Fancy Restaurant

S01 E17 • Saturday, May 21, 2011 • May 21

Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.

Dan

S01 E18 • Saturday, May 28, 2011 • May 28

Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

The Family Camping Trip

S01 E19 • Saturday, Jun 4, 2011 • Jun 4

When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.

Burgerphile

S01 E20 • Saturday, Jun 18, 2011 • Jun 18

When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".

The Magician

S01 E21 • Saturday, Jun 25, 2011 • Jun 25

When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.

The Lemonade Stand Gang

S01 E22 • Saturday, Jul 2, 2011 • Jul 2

Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.