Pilot

S01 E01 • Tuesday, Sep 23, 1997 • Sep 23 • 30m

Neil wants to do right by his kids and has the perfect solution -- get them into the same private school Ted's kids attend. But Neil's methods leave something to be desired.

The Play's the Thing

S01 E02 • Tuesday, Sep 30, 1997 • Sep 30 • 30m

Ted and Neil are furious when Lizzie and Zane get a mediocre grade on a school paper they jointly turned in -- a paper Ted and Neil actually wrote for them. So the guys decide to confront the teacher since the grade was based on the paper being neither funny, clever or well written.

The Anniversary

S01 E03 • Tuesday, Oct 7, 1997 • Oct 7 • 30m

Ted and Jeanne swallow their fears and allow a well-meaning Neil to stay home alone with their kids so they can mark their wedding anniversary at a swank hotel. Their idyllic date ends abruptly, however, when they are summoned home to deal with an emergency -- their house is on fire!

The Old Flame

S01 E04 • Tuesday, Oct 14, 1997 • Oct 14 • 30m

Don't Make Me Hurt You

S01 E05 • Tuesday, Oct 21, 1997 • Oct 21 • 30m

When Neil insults Katie, the star of their show, she fires him, and Ted walks out in sympathy. But he's not sure he made the right decision when the only job they can find is writng for two beat-up professional wrestlers, Enzyme and Python.

A Very Special Episode of Hiller & Diller

S01 E06 • Tuesday, Oct 28, 1997 • Oct 28 • 30m

When Neil implies that Jeanne isn't funny, Ted bets him that she can make the Hillers' dinner guests laugh out loud---and the loser has to ask Gordon a humiliating question.

Butterfly Kisses

S01 E07 • Tuesday, Nov 4, 1997 • Nov 4 • 30m

Ted tries to make Lizzie's 13th birthday one she'll always remember, but he quickly discovers that when you're the father of a new teenager you can't do anything right.

Hiller's List

S01 E08 • Tuesday, Nov 11, 1997 • Nov 11 • 30m

When a wary Jeanne balks at his suggestion to play matchmaker for the fickle Neil, a miffed Ted decides he'll do it himself, and bets her that he's better at it than she is.

Thankless-giving

S01 E09 • Tuesday, Nov 25, 1997 • Nov 25 • 30m

Katie wrangles a dinner invitation from Ted, whose smug boasts that he can cook the holiday meal as well as Jeanne convince his doubtful wife to let him try.

Christmas/Hannukah

S01 E10 • Tuesday, Dec 16, 1997 • Dec 16 • 30m

Gordon's plans for a holly, jolly Christmas-Hanukkah party are dashed due to a lack of interest from the office staff.

The Cliffy Dukay Show

S01 E11 • Tuesday, Dec 23, 1997 • Dec 23 • 30m

Ted and Neil feel honored when celebrated comedian Cliffy Dukay agrees to be a guest of their show, but their joy is short-lived when the legendary Cliffy turns out to be a legendary jerk, who manages to insult the entire cast and crew.

Zane and Lizzie

S01 E12 • Friday, Mar 6, 1998 • Mar 6 • 30m

Neil and Ted are happy to offer some masculine advice to Zane when he tells them he has a crush on a girl, until they discover who the girl is: Ted's daughter Lizzie.

Smart Guy

S01 E13 • Friday, Mar 13, 1998 • Mar 13 • 30m

Neil pushes Zane too hard when the boy is discovered to be a mathematical genius.

Jeanne Gets A Job

S01 E14 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Suburban Cowboy

S01 E15 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

No Weddings and Maybe a Funeral

S01 E16 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

The Haircut

S01 E17 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Diller vs. Diller

S01 E18 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased