The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

S02 E01 • Thursday, Feb 7, 2019 • Feb 7 • 2m

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

S02 E02 • Wednesday, Apr 10, 2019 • Apr 10 • 1m

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

S02 E03 • Sunday, Jun 2, 2019 • Jun 2 • 3m

Hey person, what's your sound?

The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

S02 E04 • Sunday, Jul 7, 2019 • Jul 7 • 2m

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

S02 E05 • Wednesday, Jul 31, 2019 • Jul 31 • 4m

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

S02 E06 • Monday, Aug 12, 2019 • Aug 12 • 3m

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

S02 E07 • Monday, Sep 2, 2019 • Sep 2 • 5m

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

S02 E08 • Wednesday, Sep 11, 2019 • Sep 11 • 6m

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

S02 E09 • Friday, Oct 4, 2019 • Oct 4 • 6m

The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

S02 E10 • Thursday, Oct 31, 2019 • Oct 31 • 3m

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

The First Guy To Ever Dream

S02 E11 • Saturday, Nov 16, 2019 • Nov 16 • 6m

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

S02 E12 • Friday, Dec 13, 2019 • Dec 13 • 4m

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

S02 E13 • Friday, Dec 27, 2019 • Dec 27 • 5m