Valentine's Day Massacre

S00 E01 • Saturday, Feb 9, 1991 • Feb 9 • 24m

Big Pete accidentally kills the school mascot, the Squid, and only the Petes and Ellen know. But when a hooligan named Open Face wants dirt on Big Pete, he gets cozy with Ellen hoping to extract the vital info.

What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

S00 E02 • Sunday, Sep 8, 1991 • Sep 8 • 24m

After the Petes and Ellen scare away Mr. Tastee, the ice cream man, they go on a search to bring him back to Wellsville.

Space, Geeks, and Johnny Unitas

S00 E03 • Saturday, Jun 20, 1992 • Jun 20 • 24m

Ellen and Big Pete are stuck doing reports on different topics for their end of the year projects in science class. When Ellen has trouble finding an alien for her project, the school geek might be able to provide the answers to her questions.

Apocalypse Pete

S00 E04 • Sunday, Oct 4, 1992 • Oct 4 • 24m

There's a neighborhood war between Mr. Wrigley and Ellen's dad, Mr. Hickle. They both try to get the best of each other by numerous pranks during their 'Great Prank War.' The war later ensues to a race between the Wrigley's station and a little Mr. Hickle doll driving a remote controlled car.

New Year's Pete

S00 E05 • Saturday, Jan 2, 1993 • Jan 2 • 24m

Little Pete doesn't understand the thrill of celebrating New Year's Eve. He becomes a crossing guard, but he loses all of the regular crossing guards trust when he charges people to cross the street. After he sees how lonely the crossing guard is, never being able to celebrate New Year's Eve, he decides to make a celebration for the two of them.

Revenge of the Petes

S00 E06 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

Artie must save the Petes from the evil bully Hat Head.

Pete-Less

S00 E07 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

While painting parts of the human body for a model, Ellen gets her feelings hurt after giving Pete a valentine. He says that the heart-shaped valentine is about the average size of an older, male baboon's heart. This causes her to go to Little Pete for advice.

Crack the Whip

S00 E08 • Unknown • Unknown

Unreleased

The Petes make the mistake of allowing Hathead to play Crack the Whip with them.

Flossing

S00 E09 • Unknown • Unknown

Unreleased

The first of several shorts in which the Petes use their new video camera, this time to catch Dad flossing.

Licking

S00 E10 • Unknown • Unknown

Unreleased

The Petes use their video camera to spy on Mom and Dad discussing Little Pete's habit of licking his desk at school.

Dr. Pratt

S00 E11 • Unknown • Unknown

Unreleased

The Petes set up their video camera to catch their neighbor, Dr. Pratt, spitting on their lawn.

Artie

S00 E12 • Unknown • Unknown

Unreleased

The Petes use their video camera to keep Artie under surveillance so as to discover his secrets.

Car Ride

S00 E13 • Unknown • Unknown

Unreleased

The Petes convince Dad to drive them to Czechoslovakia so they can use their video camera to spy on on the Soviets.

Mom's Plate

S00 E14 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

This short featured the metal plate located inside of Mom's head and the many uses for it.

The Burping Room

S00 E15 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

When Dad gets sick of Little Pete's constant burping, he builds Pete a special room in which to burp. He learns his lesson, but Big Pete still sees him collecting burps in a bag in the backyard.

Route 34

S00 E16 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

Instead of getting a fun summer job, Big Pete ends up mowing the long stretch of grass that runs down Route 34.

Halloween

S00 E17 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

The evil Hat Head is smashing all of the local pumpkins. Artie, the Strongest Man...In the World must put a stop to this!

The Dot

S00 E18 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

Ellen prepares to be a dot for an upcoming band performance.

The Big Race

S00 E19 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

Mr. Wrigley and Mr. Hickle get into an argument, causing them to duke it out in a race.

The Punishment

S00 E20 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

Pete crosses the line with Dad after he decides to wax the lawn as a Father's Day gift.

The Launch

S00 E21 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

Big Pete, Little Pete, and Ellen launch a rocket.

Pete's Theory

S00 E22 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

Little Pete believes that the first man to swin the English Channel was Santa Claus. In an attempt to humor him, Mr. Wrigley dresses up like Santa Claus and plans to swim himself.

Artie, the Strongest Man... in the World!

S00 E23 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

A short all about Artie, the Strongest Man...in the World and his poly-cotton blend outfit.

X-Ray Man

S00 E24 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

After Little Pete stares at a lunar eclipse, Big Pete realizes that his brother has X-Ray vision. This becomes especially apparent when he catches Little Pete watching television outside of the house.

The Artie Workout

S00 E25 • Unknown • Unknown • 3m

Unreleased

Artie demonstrates the best way to get a good workout.

StareMaster

S00 E26 • Unknown • Unknown • 4m

Unreleased

Little Pete shows off all of his tricks for a staring contest. Afterwards, you get to go head to head with Little Pete.

Hathead

S00 E27 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

The introduction of Hathead and how he got his nickname.

Freeze Tag

S00 E28 • Unknown • Unknown • 1m

Unreleased

Little Pete stays frozen after a night game of stocking freeze tag.

Nona All This Month

S00 E32 • Unknown • Unknown

Unreleased

A promo featuring Michelle Trachtenberg.

What Would You Do For a Dollar?

S00 E33 • Saturday, Feb 9, 1991 • Feb 9

Little Pete, Big Pete, Ellen, and another boy all play the game What Would You Do For a Dollar?. They also discuss about all of the things that Little Pete has done in the past for a buck.

Christmas

S00 E34 • Sunday, Sep 8, 1991 • Sep 8

The Petes and Ellen go caroling, with Little Pete using a bullhorn.

X-Mas Eve

S00 E35 • Wednesday, Jan 1, 1992 • Jan 1 • 1m

It's Christmas time, and Little Pete gets the same gift that he got last year- a fish wrapped up in paper. Little Pete and Big Pete spy on dad on Christmas Eve. He opens his gift, a glow-in-the-dark discus, in secret and plays with it for hours.