Gross Player

S01 E01 • Thursday, Sep 16, 1999 • Sep 16 • 30m

Movie producer Peter Dragon accidentally picks up a prostitute at his premiere and decides to keep her on for more than just the show. Features Keanu Reeves.

Re-Enter the Dragon

S01 E02 • Thursday, Sep 16, 1999 • Sep 16 • 30m

Guest star Salma Hayek accuses Peter of couch-casting, but his real humiliation comes at the box office with the release of his movie.

Blood Money

S01 E03 • Thursday, Sep 23, 1999 • Sep 23 • 30m

Peter will go to any length to raise $50 million for his new project, but it's Wendy who spurs things along with her "talents" to motivate the writer.

Blowhard

S01 E04 • Thursday, Sep 30, 1999 • Sep 30 • 30m

Past girlfriend Sandra Bullock jumps Peter when she discovers he has taped their lovemaking sessions and released them on video.

Mr. Dragon Goes to Washington

S01 E05 • Thursday, Oct 21, 1999 • Oct 21 • 30m

Adam's new agent works up some "heat" while Peter flops testifying before Congress, forcing him to get a total PR makeover. Features David Hasselhoff.

Twelfth Step to Hell

S01 E06 • Thursday, Oct 28, 1999 • Oct 28 • 30m

"Party of Five" star Scott Wolf auditions for Peter's new movie, but comes up short - while Peter feels his mortality in a religious pitch meeting.

Strong Sexual Content

S01 E07 • Thursday, Dec 2, 1999 • Dec 2 • 30m

A nasty rumor about Peter, a frog, and one of his body parts make the rounds in Tinseltown, while Wendy makes the most of Peter's new assistant.

Lights, Camera, Action!

S01 E08 • Thursday, Dec 2, 1999 • Dec 2 • 30m

Peter has a heart attack when the first day of shooting includes a star who wants a bigger crotch, a $25,000 diversity bird and a wacko director.

Dragon's Blood

S01 E09 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Peter's young directors go to summer camp instead of helming his movie, while Peter almost trades his daughter to an Arabian king.

Love Sucks

S01 E10 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Stuart is a player when he signs a supermodel to co-star in the movie - but loses big time when his new heavy shows up 50 pounds overweight.

Dead Man Floating

S01 E11 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Peter miraculously recovers from his heart attack in time to audition the "boob" scene, while his leading man Holden manages to kill the director.

One Easy Piece

S01 E12 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Peter's sexy new star decides she's got it - but isn't going to show it - while Stuart and Adam are treated to a game of Hollywood Hopscotch.

The Last Ride of the Elephant Princess

S01 E13 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

Surprise! Peter finds out the sloppy, obnoxious Rothstein brothers own the script to his movie, so he and Wendy put the screws to them to get it back.