Pilot

S01 E01 • Wednesday, Mar 7, 1984 • Mar 7 • 30m

Mama Malone solves family crises during her cooking show.

The Commitment

S01 E02 • Wednesday, Mar 14, 1984 • Mar 14 • 30m

Mama Malone is overjoyed when she learns that Dino has a girlfriend, but her demeanor turns dour upon learning that they're living together and the woman works as a stripper.

Connie's Old Flame

S01 E03 • Wednesday, Mar 21, 1984 • Mar 21 • 30m

Mama doesn't approve when she learns that Connie's been rekindling her romance with her first love.

Father Romeo

S01 E04 • Wednesday, Apr 4, 1984 • Apr 4 • 30m

A jealous husband interrupts the show after Mama Malone's niece seeks marital advice from Father Silva.

The Education of Frankie

S01 E05 • Unknown • Unknown • 30m

Unreleased

When Frankie brings home a girl who's more mature, the family discuss whether or not it's time to talk to him about sex.

Karamakopoulos and Son

S01 E06 • Wednesday, Apr 25, 1984 • Apr 25 • 30m

Frankie's father is coming to take him to the circus, and since the boy hasn't seen his dad in 8 years, he's not happy about it. Also, Stanley tries to shake up his narration for the show.

A New Neighbor

S01 E07 • Saturday, Jun 9, 1984 • Jun 9 • 30m

The new neighbor starts a war over Mama Malone over bag of trash in the hall, but it comes to a head when he's accused of being gay.

Shall We Dance?

S01 E08 • Saturday, Jun 16, 1984 • Jun 16 • 30m

After Mama Malone declines neighbor Calvin's invitation to the dance, Nedda offers to go with him. Meanwhile, Connie lands a date with a quarterback, Dino tries to land a part in an opera, Frankie works at the bowling alley.

Even Dino Gets the Blues

S01 E09 • Saturday, Jun 23, 1984 • Jun 23 • 30m

Dino claims that he's suicidal because he was booed off stage, but it turns out there's a secondary reason for his blues.

Connie's Move

S01 E10 • Saturday, Jun 30, 1984 • Jun 30 • 30m

Sister Philomena reveals that Frankie scored high on his aptitude test and encourages Connie to transfer him to a public school in Manhattan.

Dino's Fan

S01 E11 • Saturday, Jul 7, 1984 • Jul 7 • 30m

A woman shows up at the taping of the show claiming to have been invited by Dino, but it gradually becomes apparent that she's not playing with a full deck.

A Call from the Vatican

S01 E12 • Saturday, Jul 14, 1984 • Jul 14 • 30m

Mama throws an 80th birthday party for Padre Guardiano, and has tried to finagle a phone call from the Pope.

Back to Basics

S01 E13 • Saturday, Jul 21, 1984 • Jul 21 • 30m

Mama attempts to do a serious cooking show after learning that her family's won a prestigious award, but she loses her temper when they start goofing around.