January 7, 2011

S08 E01 • Friday, Jan 7, 2011 • Jan 7 • 30m

January 14, 2011

S08 E02 • Friday, Jan 14, 2011 • Jan 14 • 30m

January 21, 2011

S08 E03 • Friday, Jan 21, 2011 • Jan 21 • 30m

January 28, 2011

S08 E04 • Friday, Jan 28, 2011 • Jan 28 • 30m

American Idol continues to power through the bat-sh-t crazy auditions, and Steven Tyler continues to power through the bat-sh-t crazy voices in his head... The Bachelor's Brad Womack stops by to ask forgiveness for his horrible actions three years ago...which apparently involved killing Joel's cat... Jersey Shore announces it will move to Italy to smush Italian women, and The Situation announces he will move downstairs so Ronnie can smush a drunken woman... RuPaul's Drag Race returns to your TV but forgets to bring its pants... And Oprah Winfrey's half-sister stops by, who evidently looks exactly like Adam Carolla...

February 4, 2011

S08 E05 • Friday, Feb 4, 2011 • Feb 4 • 30m

February 11, 2011

S08 E06 • Friday, Feb 11, 2011 • Feb 11 • 30m

February 18, 2011

S08 E07 • Friday, Feb 18, 2011 • Feb 18 • 30m

Televised starvation is back in vogue as Survivor returns to the airwaves, and one castaway is already running dangerously low on saliva... Charlie Sheen gives Lindsay Lohan life advice, which has to be Lindsay's absolute rock bottom... Computers begin their inevitable takeover of mankind when Watson the Supercomputer dominates some future human slaves on Jeopardy... Gold Rush Alaska's Jack Hoffman digs deep into his glory hole for the hottest nuggets yet... And Portlandia star Fred Armisen stops by to trade some gum and significant glances with Joel...

February 25, 2011

S08 E08 • Friday, Feb 25, 2011 • Feb 25 • 30m

March 4, 2011

S08 E09 • Friday, Mar 4, 2011 • Mar 4 • 30m

Joel plunges into the deep end of the Charlie Sheen pool, but makes sure to cover his nose so as not to get any "seven gram rocks" up it... Rolling Stone puts Snooki on its magazine cover, and Rolling Stone's magazine cover puts a doctor's appointment on its to-do list... Things heat up on The Bachelor between Brad and Ashley, and by heat up we mean get intensely awkward and uncomfortable... America's Next Top Model contestants scribble pictures on scrap paper and then squirt their tears at them... And Charlie Sheen releases a self-help book to teach you to be as awesomely bat-guano crazy as he is...

March 11, 2011

S08 E10 • Friday, Mar 11, 2011 • Mar 11 • 30m

Celebrity Apprentice returns to your TV, as does the babbling vessel of bat shit insanity that is Gary Busey... Two and a Half Men disappears from your TV, unlike the babbling vessel of bat shit insanity that is Charlie Sheen... Entertainment Tonight airs surveillance footage of Lindsay Lohan shopping for her alleged stolen necklace, and it is far more shocking than most feeble minds can handle... The Real World heads back to Vegas for season number 25, and the recently de-virginized housemate Mike heads back to the Bible for sexual encounter number 2... And RuPaul's Drag Race says more with its crotch then it could ever say with its lips...

March 18, 2011

S08 E11 • Friday, Mar 18, 2011 • Mar 18 • 30m

The Bachelor's Brad finally picks the woman he wants to marry...or at least date for a few months before he realizes a televised gameshow probably isn't the best place to find real love... American Idol's Casey Abrams performs Smells Like Teen Spirit, which makes Kurt Cobain glad he smells like rotting corpse... Something called Rebecca Black "sings" its way onto the Internet, which makes Kurt Cobain glad he smells like rotting corpse... The Bad Girls Club gets a new housemate named Wilma, and Wilma's sheets get a new bedmate named urine... And Survivor's Phil shows us he's not just a former federal agent, he's also a current sleep groper...

March 25, 2011

S08 E12 • Friday, Mar 25, 2011 • Mar 25 • 30m

The Soup Awards 2011

S08 E13 • Friday, Apr 1, 2011 • Apr 1 • 30m

Hosted by Joel McHale and featuring guest appearances by famous and infamous presenters, we honor and showcase the unintentionally funniest people and moments in pop-culture.

April 8, 2011

S08 E14 • Friday, Apr 8, 2011 • Apr 8 • 30m

April 15, 2011

S08 E15 • Friday, Apr 15, 2011 • Apr 15 • 30m

April 22, 2011

S08 E16 • Friday, Apr 22, 2011 • Apr 22 • 30m

This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including celebrities doing volunteer work for Earth Week, Kate Middleton's wedding gown designer revealed, and Donald Trump promoting his run for presidency. Plus, Gary Busey is booted off "Celebrity Apprentice," "Kate Plus 8" is back on the air, and David Hasselhoff has a new (and much younger) girlfriend. Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "Gigolos," "Beverly Hills Fabulous," "Swamp People" and other hot shows.

May 6, 2011

S08 E17 • Friday, May 6, 2011 • May 6 • 30m

May 13, 2011

S08 E18 • Friday, May 13, 2011 • May 13 • 30m

May 20, 2011

S08 E19 • Friday, May 20, 2011 • May 20 • 30m

May 27, 2011

S08 E20 • Friday, May 27, 2011 • May 27 • 30m

June 3, 2011

S08 E21 • Friday, Jun 3, 2011 • Jun 3 • 30m

June 10, 2011

S08 E22 • Friday, Jun 10, 2011 • Jun 10 • 30m

When a man wants to impress the woman he wants to marry, it's only natural that he gleefully mocks her breast size on national TV, right? Apparently it is when that man is bachelor William and he's roasting Bachelorette Ashley Hebert, who took the ribbing like a champ. And then broke down, weeping into her A cups in the wings. Don't worry, Joel McHale will make it all seem funny, plus he's stacked!

June 17, 2011

S08 E23 • Friday, Jun 17, 2011 • Jun 17 • 30m

June 24, 2011

S08 E24 • Friday, Jun 24, 2011 • Jun 24 • 30m

July 1, 2011

S08 E25 • Friday, Jul 1, 2011 • Jul 1 • 30m

This season's main plot device on The Bachelorette is Ashley Hebert's perverse, self-destructive obsession with duplicitous miscreant Bentley. Apparently the B-dawg's magnetic d-bag charm doesn't stop at the ladies, as your TV friend Joel McHale is about to reveal.

July 8, 2011

S08 E26 • Friday, Jul 8, 2011 • Jul 8 • 30m

Joel recaps the pop culture moments of the week.

The Soup Awards

S08 E27 • Friday, Jul 15, 2011 • Jul 15 • 30m

July 22, 2011

S08 E28 • Friday, Jul 22, 2011 • Jul 22 • 30m

July 29, 2011

S08 E29 • Friday, Jul 29, 2011 • Jul 29 • 30m

August 5, 2011

S08 E30 • Friday, Aug 5, 2011 • Aug 5 • 30m

August 12, 2011

S08 E31 • Friday, Aug 12, 2011 • Aug 12 • 30m

August 19, 2011

S08 E32 • Friday, Aug 19, 2011 • Aug 19 • 30m

August 26, 2011

S08 E33 • Friday, Aug 26, 2011 • Aug 26 • 30m

September 2, 2011

S08 E34 • Friday, Sep 2, 2011 • Sep 2 • 30m

September 9, 2011

S08 E35 • Friday, Sep 9, 2011 • Sep 9 • 30m

September 16, 2011

S08 E36 • Friday, Sep 16, 2011 • Sep 16 • 30m

September 23, 2011

S08 E37 • Friday, Sep 23, 2011 • Sep 23 • 30m

September 30, 2011

S08 E38 • Friday, Sep 30, 2011 • Sep 30 • 30m

October 7, 2011

S08 E39 • Friday, Oct 7, 2011 • Oct 7 • 30m

October 14, 2011

S08 E40 • Friday, Oct 14, 2011 • Oct 14 • 30m

October 21, 2011

S08 E41 • Friday, Oct 21, 2011 • Oct 21 • 30m

October 28, 2011

S08 E42 • Friday, Oct 28, 2011 • Oct 28 • 30m

Hard-hitting news commentary just got that much harder and hittinger as The Soup brings you a taste of the issues of the day with The Situation Room. Assuming the day is one at Jersey Shore. And to enrich the debate, none other Shore-dweller Vinny Guadagino is on hand. So there's that.

November 4, 2011

S08 E43 • Friday, Nov 4, 2011 • Nov 4 • 30m

November 11, 2011

S08 E44 • Friday, Nov 11, 2011 • Nov 11 • 30m

November 18, 2011

S08 E45 • Friday, Nov 18, 2011 • Nov 18 • 30m

November 25, 2011

S08 E46 • Friday, Nov 25, 2011 • Nov 25 • 30m

November 30, 2011

S08 E47 • Wednesday, Nov 30, 2011 • Nov 30 • 30m

December 7, 2011

S08 E48 • Wednesday, Dec 7, 2011 • Dec 7 • 30m

December 14, 2011

S08 E49 • Wednesday, Dec 14, 2011 • Dec 14 • 30m

Secret Stash

S08 E50 • Wednesday, Dec 21, 2011 • Dec 21 • 30m