The Soup Clipdown '07 Part 2

S05 E01 • Friday, Jan 4, 2008 • Jan 4 • 30m

The Top 20 clips of 2007 from the worst of TV entertainment.

January 11, 2008

S05 E02 • Friday, Jan 11, 2008 • Jan 11 • 30m

This week Joel talks about Britney's highly publicized breakdown, raccoons, the new American Gladiator cast, "pop off," and the People's Choice Awards. The "Clip of the Week" was Chris Crocker's new music video.

January 18, 2008

S05 E03 • Friday, Jan 18, 2008 • Jan 18 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Philadelphia tryouts on American Idol, Britney's new accent, Cloverfield, and Eddie Murphy's two week marriage. The "Clip of the Week" came from a Latin practical joke show called Infarto.

January 25, 2008

S05 E04 • Friday, Jan 25, 2008 • Jan 25 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Presidential candidates, the American Idol tryouts in San Diego, the new Rambo movie, lollipops, fatherly advice from Snoop Dogg, and Dutch Ovens. The "Clip of the Week" is from The Bad Girls Club, when someone breaks Tanisha's "clayboy" and she goes on a pot banging rampage.

February 1, 2008

S05 E05 • Friday, Feb 1, 2008 • Feb 1 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Omaha and Miami tryouts on American Idol, the S.A.G. awards, Eli Manning and Tom Brady, bird infestations, and Tanisha's pot banging rampage. The "Clip of the Week" is of Debbie Matenopoulos on the red carpet for the Screen Actors Guild awards.

February 8, 2008

S05 E06 • Friday, Feb 8, 2008 • Feb 8 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Atlanta tryouts of American Idol, truck pulling, Kinoki footpads, Barack Obama's grandmother, and helpful tips from an American gladiator. The "Clip of the Week" is from the reality show Ocean Force, when a teenager nearly pukes on an officer.

February 15, 2008

S05 E07 • Friday, Feb 15, 2008 • Feb 15 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the new season of Flavor of Love, Siegfried and Roy's reunion, the Anorexic Twins, Denise Richards new show, and hot pockets. The "Clip of the Week" is Natalie Portman complimenting Scarlett Johansson on The Today Show.

February 22, 2008

S05 E08 • Friday, Feb 22, 2008 • Feb 22 • 30m

This week Joel talks about Bindi Irwin, the new Knight Rider movie, Lindsay's photo shoot, glam-cams, and Paris' 27th birthday. The "Clip of the Week" was Oprah Winfrey counting orgasms.

February 29, 2008

S05 E09 • Friday, Feb 29, 2008 • Feb 29 • 30m

This week Joel talked about Gary Busey on the Red Carpet, Hotbox of Carters, The Moment of Truth going too far, cat flossing, and limbo beach parties. The "Clip of the Week" was from The Today Show's interview with two lottery winners of $270 million.

March 7, 2008

S05 E10 • Friday, Mar 7, 2008 • Mar 7 • 30m

This week Joel talks about sassy idol contestants, Brett Farve, the Anna Nichole motion picture, virgin toothbrushes, meatballs, and a special visit from a bad girl. The "Clip of the Week" was a news story about a supposed Lizard Man attacking a car.

March 14, 2008

S05 E11 • Friday, Mar 14, 2008 • Mar 14 • 30m

This week Joel talks about his new child, the Eliot Spitzer craze, babies who can read, the new American Idol set, and the sequel to 10,000 BC. The "Clip of the Week" was of Maria Menounos on Bizarre Foods eating bugs.

The Soup Presents: Pretty, Stupid Models

S05 E12 • Monday, Mar 17, 2008 • Mar 17 • 30m

In this special, we see models displaying un-model-like behavior.

March 21, 2008

S05 E13 • Friday, Mar 21, 2008 • Mar 21 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the return of Dancing with the Stars, Spider-man underwear, honk-ey crackers, boob groping, and over-the-top figure skating. The "Clip of the Week" was a news segment about two civilians fighting crime dressed as super heroes.

The Soup Presents: Infotainment News-O-Rama

S05 E14 • Monday, Mar 24, 2008 • Mar 24 • 30m

In this special, we take a look at the dumbest Britney stories, diet tips from the anorexic twins, Mario López and Matthew McConaughey's shirt allergy, and the vicious attack that forever changed Joel.

March 28, 2008

S05 E15 • Friday, Mar 28, 2008 • Mar 28 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the return of The Hills and CSI: Miami, blazed up Idols, Danny Bonaduce's new show, spreadsheets, and attempted spray tan murders. The "Clip of the Week" was from a competition on That's Amoré!

The Soup Presents: Love and Sex on Your TV, Ew!

S05 E16 • Monday, Mar 31, 2008 • Mar 31 • 30m

In this special, we a take look at love. Or at least how it's presented on TV.

April 4, 2008

S05 E17 • Friday, Apr 4, 2008 • Apr 4 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the return of Hell's Kitchen, a sick April Fool's prank, Beaverquest, getting "Rick Rolled," and massive instability. The "Clip of the Week" was of Willard Scott sounding crazy.

The Soup Presents: The Soup Side Show!

S05 E18 • Monday, Apr 7, 2008 • Apr 7 • 30m

The Soup Side Show! features a tent full of Idol rejects, gladiator games, caged rednecks, dangerous animal acts, and the world's smallest dynamos. All presented by ringmaster Joel McHale.

April 11, 2008

S05 E19 • Friday, Apr 11, 2008 • Apr 11 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Idol Gives Back special, who to support on Dancing with the Stars, sound effects, and pestilence carrying commoners. The "Clip of the Week" was from the finale of That's Amoré! and who Domenico choices.

April 18, 2008

S05 E20 • Friday, Apr 18, 2008 • Apr 18 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Rock of Love 2 finale, lollipops, masturbating, Kellie Pickler's acceptance speech, and 10 inch dutch ovens. The "Clip of the Week" came from Miss Rap Supreme, where the magic mirror gave the contestants their challenge.

April 25, 2008

S05 E21 • Friday, Apr 25, 2008 • Apr 25 • 30m

This week Joel talks about Andrew Lloyd Weber, watching nothing but The Hills (Super Hills Me), giving a lot of "percents," Talk Soup, and catatonic Mexican women. The "Clip of the Week" came from the season finale of Your Mama Don't Dance.

May 2, 2008

S05 E22 • Friday, May 2, 2008 • May 2 • 30m

This week Joel talks about confusion on American Idol, racist baby names, reach-arounds, Andrew Zimmern's favourite food group, and symbolism. The "Clip of the Week" came from a news story about a baby bear falling asleep.

May 9, 2008

S05 E23 • Friday, May 9, 2008 • May 9 • 30m

This week Joel talks about nachos and purple pandas, "A Decade in Barbara," cougars, cellulite, and the Rock the Cradle finale. The "Clip of the Week" was of CeeDub from Dutch Oven telling a story about hot mustard sausage.

May 16, 2008

S05 E24 • Friday, May 16, 2008 • May 16 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the season finale of The Bachelor, cellulite, Hell's Kitchen in Hell, dog grooming reality shows, and Aztec dinosaurs. The "Clip of the Week" was of a she-male giving birth on Passions.

May 23, 2008

S05 E25 • Friday, May 23, 2008 • May 23 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the winners of American Idol and Dancing with the Stars, gay marriages, cutting the beef, slut comfort beds, and special effects on Dutch Oven. The "Clip of the Week" was of Maria Menounos with a group of Gossip Girl fans.

May 30, 2008

S05 E26 • Friday, May 30, 2008 • May 30 • 30m

This week Joel talks about slutty jockeys, sea lion aerobics, the Denise Richards school of language, and the return of The Moment of Truth. The "Clip of the Week" was a two-parter of Sharon Stone talking about karma, followed by her comments at an AIDS benefit.

June 6, 2008

S05 E27 • Friday, Jun 6, 2008 • Jun 6 • 30m

This week Joel talks about raining bears, the return of The Mole, jazz hands, the Paris Hilton of dog grooming, and has a sit down with Clay Aiken. The "Clip of the Week" was the spelling of the word "numnah" from the National Spelling Bee.

June 13, 2008

S05 E28 • Friday, Jun 13, 2008 • Jun 13 • 30m

This week Joel talks about Bravo's A-List Awards, vaccinations, the M. Night Shyamalan Twist Ending Generator, future stripper names, and integrity. The "Clip of the Week" was of a Headline News story about the new bird-poop facial craze.

June 20, 2008

S05 E29 • Friday, Jun 20, 2008 • Jun 20 • 30m

This week Joel talks about Entertainment News Romania, a lack of hugs on Legally Blonde The Musical, coffee incidents, stunt legs, and has a flurry of special guests. The "Clip of the Week" was from the Good Morning America segment "Wiener Wars," presented by a man named Harry Balzer.

The Soup's Half-Year Clipdown

S05 E30 • Friday, Jun 27, 2008 • Jun 27 • 30m

This week Joel counts down the top twenty clips of the year so far. Clips include Busey's blowup, Oprah and Tom's reunion, doggy groomers, game show losers, and how to use a Dutch Oven. The most clip-tastic clip of the first half of 2008 was Willard Scott rambling on The Today Show.

The Soup Presents: TV Under the Influence - Intoxicated Mayhem on TV

S05 E31 • Monday, Jun 30, 2008 • Jun 30 • 30m

An outrageous look at drunken reality stars caught on film, including bad girls on benders, tipsy chicks on Bret Michaels, boozy bachelorettes, Real World rehabers, and the idol eyes of Jason Castro.

July 4, 2008

S05 E32 • Friday, Jul 4, 2008 • Jul 4 • 30m

This week Joel talks about wipeouts on Wipeout, Oprah's bunion, dancing bears, the Groomer Has It finale, and creepy assistants. The "Clip of the Week" was from the season finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.

The Soup Presents: People Who Won't Go Away

S05 E33 • Monday, Jul 7, 2008 • Jul 7 • 30m

Focusing on celebrities who refuse to leave the spotlight, this special includes Knight Rider's resurrection, Saved by the Bell survivors, and enough Gary Busey to make anyone uncomfortable.

July 11, 2008

S05 E34 • Friday, Jul 11, 2008 • Jul 11 • 30m

This week Joel talks about fantasy adultery leagues, the season finale of The Bachelorette, Ringo Starr's birthday, the new iPhone 3G, and interviews Nicole Kidman. The "Clip of the Week" was of the Superior Livestock Auction on the RFD TV network.

The Soup Presents: Stuff Your Mother Won't Let You Watch

S05 E35 • Monday, Jul 14, 2008 • Jul 14 • 30m

This special presents stuff your mother wont let you watch, featuring dirty daytime divas, bad language, Tila Tequila trashiness, inappropriate touching, and a dude that eats animal junk for lunch.

July 18, 2008

S05 E36 • Friday, Jul 18, 2008 • Jul 18 • 30m

This week Joel talks about celebrity family news, the return of Big Brother, rabbit envelope openers, accidents, and his appearance on The Today Show. The "Clip of the Week" came from I Love Money, where a contestant was surprised at how "Mexican" Mexico was.

The Soup Presents: Chicks, Man - Whacked Out Women of Reality TV

S05 E37 • Monday, Jul 21, 2008 • Jul 21 • 30m

Featuring the best of female reality stars, including model meltdowns, bratty bachelorettes, blondes with big boobs, half the cast of The Hills, and lots more chicks.

July 25, 2008

S05 E38 • Friday, Jul 25, 2008 • Jul 25 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Christian Bale accusations, a new crime-drama "Hollywood Justice," the winner of Legally Blonde The Musical, Douchebag Magazine, and has a flurry of guest stars. The "Clip of the Week" came from the MTV3 show Bust-A-Ritmo.

August 1, 2008

S05 E39 • Friday, Aug 1, 2008 • Aug 1 • 30m

This week Joel talks about Madonna's face, bazookas, Oliver Stone's new movie about George W. Bush, Flipping Out, and of course.. Shark Week. The "Clip of the Week" came from Countdown with Keith Olbermann, where Keith showed the clip of his appearance from the previous episode of The Soup.

August 8, 2008

S05 E40 • Friday, Aug 8, 2008 • Aug 8 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Teen Choice Awards, professional bowler Sticky Fingers McDougal, lesbian shaming, and his ongoing duel with Keith Olbermann. The "Clip of the Week" came from Live with Regis and Kelly, where Anderson Cooper talked about the E! show Living Lohan.

August 15, 2008

S05 E41 • Friday, Aug 15, 2008 • Aug 15 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the Olympics, cats eating spaghetti, the final episode of Passions, rectal swabs, and has a visit from the Last Comic Standing. The "Clip of the Week" was of a dancing hot dog on The American Mall, a MTV made-for-TV movie.

August 22, 2008

S05 E42 • Friday, Aug 22, 2008 • Aug 22 • 30m

August 29, 2008

S05 E43 • Friday, Aug 29, 2008 • Aug 29 • 30m

This week Joel talks about Kim Kardashian's toe, formidable penises, the return of The Hills, orange chicken, pedophiles of the Caribbean, and has a visit from the Spaghetti Cat. The "Clip of the Week" was of Keith Olbermann interviewing Reverend Eugene Rivers during the Democratic National Convention.

September 5, 2008

S05 E44 • Friday, Sep 5, 2008 • Sep 5 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the return of Gossip Girl and 90210, pelvis grinding, guinea pigs, and scifi models. The "Clip of the Week" came from The Bold and the Beautiful, where a lady smeared in honey is attacked by a bear.

September 12, 2008

S05 E45 • Friday, Sep 12, 2008 • Sep 12 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the upcoming Real World/Road Rules Challenge, balloons, the funniest thing on planet earth, Michael Jackson's underwear on eBay, and tattooed douchebags. The "Clip of the Week" was of Dr. 90210 working out in the morning.

September 19, 2008

S05 E46 • Friday, Sep 19, 2008 • Sep 19 • 30m

This week Joel talks about the revamped Extra, refrigerators with sleeves, the winner of Big Brother, cow blazers, bran flake fanatics, and cool stories from QVC hosts. The "Clip of the Week" was of a student asking questions about nipples on The Principal's Office.

September 26, 2008

S05 E47 • Friday, Sep 26, 2008 • Sep 26 • 30m

This week Joel talks about Clay Aiken, mammary glands, the return of Dancing With the Stars, cool tricks, the alphabet, and has an unexpected visit from Simon Pegg. The "Clip of the Week" was of fight during the reunion episode of From G's to Gents.

October 3, 2008

S05 E48 • Friday, Oct 3, 2008 • Oct 3 • 30m

October 10, 2008

S05 E49 • Friday, Oct 10, 2008 • Oct 10 • 30m

October 17, 2008

S05 E50 • Friday, Oct 17, 2008 • Oct 17 • 30m