Shakedown

S09 E01 • Sunday, Oct 2, 1983 • Oct 2 • 24m

Sam and Ann are adjusting to married life and find they disagree on monumental issues such as where the spoons should be kept.

Take My Ex

S09 E02 • Sunday, Oct 16, 1983 • Oct 16 • 24m

A visit from Sam's ex-wife sparks a sudden need for attention in Ann, who resents the pampering the former Mrs. Royer receives from Sam.

The Dentist

S09 E03 • Sunday, Oct 23, 1983 • Oct 23 • 24m

The opening of his new dental office gives Mark such a case of the jitters that he may give up his practice before the first patient walks through the door.

The Bedtime Story

S09 E04 • Sunday, Oct 30, 1983 • Oct 30 • 24m

A plan to collaborate on the writing of children's stories drives Julie and Max into a bitter feud over Max's potential as a writer.

Worried Heart

S09 E05 • Sunday, Nov 6, 1983 • Nov 6 • 24m

Ann's imagination runs away with her when Sam runs off on a business trip with an associate who happens to be his ex-girlfriend.

Baby Love (1)

S09 E06 • Sunday, Dec 4, 1983 • Dec 4 • 24m

A weekend watching little Annie for Max and Julie has Barbara longing to have her own baby and begins considering the option of adoption.

Baby Love (2)

S09 E07 • Sunday, Dec 4, 1983 • Dec 4 • 24m

Barbara, still wanting to have a child, continues to consider adoption.

Travel Agent

S09 E08 • Sunday, Dec 18, 1983 • Dec 18 • 24m

To arrange a long-overdue vacation, Barbara and Mark visit a travel agency, where Barbara finds an unexpected career opportunity.

Not a Creature Was Staying

S09 E09 • Sunday, Dec 25, 1983 • Dec 25 • 24m

Ann has the holiday blues, believing she and Sam will be alone on Christmas, but Sam plans to surprise her with a Caribbean cruise.

Sam's Apartment

S09 E10 • Sunday, Jan 1, 1984 • Jan 1 • 24m

Sam's late night disappearance has the family convinced he's been kidnapped until Ann learns he's kept his old apartment.

Dear Max

S09 E11 • Sunday, Jan 8, 1984 • Jan 8 • 24m

Never Hire a Relative

S09 E12 • Sunday, Jan 15, 1984 • Jan 15 • 24m

Francine goes behind Ann's back to talk Sam into designing an elaborate office suite that's too grandiose for Ann's taste.

Fifty

S09 E13 • Sunday, Feb 12, 1984 • Feb 12 • 24m

Schneider has a sentimental reunion with his high-school love, who pays him a visit on his 50th birthday, bringing along her own cherished memories of their past.

Woman of the House

S09 E14 • Wednesday, Mar 7, 1984 • Mar 7 • 24m

Barbara loses charge of her household when Grandma Romano moves in with her own set of rules, menus, meal schedules and a collection of cuckoo clocks.

Parting Company

S09 E15 • Wednesday, Mar 14, 1984 • Mar 14 • 24m

Ann and Francine's business relationship is threatened when Francine announces she's marrying an ad executive Ann doesn't trust.

Ave Romano

S09 E16 • Wednesday, Mar 21, 1984 • Mar 21 • 24m

An Italian priest arrives unexpectedly at the Royers, claiming to be a distant relative of Grandma Romano.

Bringing in the Clowns

S09 E17 • Wednesday, Apr 4, 1984 • Apr 4 • 24m

Mark's jokester friends are visiting and taking their jokes too far to the point where everyone gets sick of them. Barbara gets so fed up that she tries to teach them a lesson by ""getting hurt.""

Up in Smoke

S09 E18 • Wednesday, Apr 25, 1984 • Apr 25 • 24m

After six years of not smoking, Sam lights up. But when he tries to quit, he finds his willpower has gone up in smoke.

Meaning of Life

S09 E19 • Wednesday, May 2, 1984 • May 2 • 24m

Schneider gets a new lease on life after he's accidentally electrocuted, then revived, a hair raising experience in which he claims he died and came back to life.

The Nearness of You

S09 E20 • Monday, May 14, 1984 • May 14 • 24m

Working side by side at the travel agency spawns a growing attraction between Max and Barbara, that becomes impossible to ignore.

Off We Go

S09 E21 • Monday, May 21, 1984 • May 21 • 24m

Ann gets a job offer in London and ponders taking it. Despite getting nagged by her mother, she decides to accept the job. This leads her to wonder how she's going to tell the rest of her family that she's leaving.

Another Man's Shoes

S09 E22 • Monday, May 28, 1984 • May 28 • 24m

Schneider learns that his brother passed away and that somebody needs to take care of his nephew and niece so Schneider gets a phone call to come and pick them up. The place where he arrives is a carnival like place with circus like people. This place needs repairs and some ""manly guidance"" so everyone tries to persuade Schneider to move there and with Ann gone and the kids grown up, Schneider finally accepts the move.

One Day at a Time Reunion

S09 E23 • Tuesday, Feb 22, 2005 • Feb 22 • 24m