Christmas

S01 E01 • Saturday, May 5, 2001 • May 5 • 11m

JP believes it is Christmas in the middle of March, and so to humour him, the other Pets decide to hold the event. Unfortunately, disaster strikes when the house is invaded by burglars.

Pregnant

S01 E02 • Saturday, May 12, 2001 • May 12 • 11m

After a wild party, a hungover Hamish is told by JP and Trevor that he had sex with Davina while he was drunk, and three months later it is revealed that she is pregnant.

Pleasure

S01 E03 • Saturday, May 19, 2001 • May 19 • 11m

Trevor has an unreachable itch on his back, which the other Pets refuse to scratch. Frustrated, he decides to use an unconventional method to get rid of it that leaves one of the Pets suffering from a nervous breakdown.

American Beauty

S01 E04 • Saturday, May 26, 2001 • May 26 • 11m

Hamish discovers that Trevor has placed a poor bet in his name with money borrowed from a violent, psychopathic criminal who expects to be payed back. Terrified, Hamish begins many failed attempts to commit suicide before the moneylender arrives.

On Hold

S01 E05 • Saturday, Jun 2, 2001 • Jun 2 • 11m

Hamish finds himself being held in an excessively long queue on the phone in his attempt to make a call.

Consider Yourself

S01 E06 • Saturday, Jun 9, 2001 • Jun 9 • 11m

In a parody of Sherlock Holmes, Trevor tells JP the story of his Victorian ancestor; a detective who discovered the identity of Jack The Ripper.

The Miracle

S01 E07 • Saturday, Jun 16, 2001 • Jun 16 • 11m

When an archangel unblocks the downstairs toilet, Hamish insists the house become religious as an act of respect.

Conspiracy Theory

S01 E08 • Saturday, Jun 23, 2001 • Jun 23 • 11m

While watching a television documentary about John F. Kennedy, the Pets' power supply is cut off. Cue a flashback to the 1960s, featuring relations of the Pets on holiday in a house identical to the modern day version in Dallas, who witness the president's assassination and attempt to discover the identity of the perpetrator.

Constipation

S01 E09 • Saturday, Jun 30, 2001 • Jun 30 • 11m

After suffering from constipation for fourteen months, Hamish reluctantly tries Trevor's suggestion of eating a pair of tights in order to cure himself.

Death

S01 E10 • Unknown • Unknown • 11m

Unreleased

Trevor dies after choking on a fishbone. Later, however, all of the other Pets are able to see him as a ghost.

Halloween

S01 E11 • Unknown • Unknown • 11m

Unreleased

JP holds a Halloween party in the living room. Meanwhile, Hamish attempts to cryogenically freeze himself, in order to awaken in the future.

Hostage

S01 E12 • Unknown • Unknown • 11m

Unreleased

Hamish goes over the edge and holds JP hostage, much to the bewilderment of Davina and Trevor, who are forced to negotiate with him.

Money

S01 E13 • Unknown • Unknown • 11m

Unreleased

When Trevor finds a suitcase full of money under the floorboards, he and Hamish conspire to kill Davina and JP and keep the money for themselves. However, both begin plotting to also double-cross each other.