Let 'Em Eat Rolls

S01 E01 • Wednesday, Sep 25, 1968 • Sep 25

Bert is talking to Claudia about not getting into schemes anymore. She does not want him thinking about Rufus. She leaves and Rufus enters. He comes in with a man named Horatio Hollander. He was riding in Rufus' cab and Rufus did not want to leave him alone because he was depressed. Horatio is a singer and is looking for his big break. Horatio leaves Bert's Place. Rufus wants to make a milk shake. Bert tells Rufus to do everything he does when making it. Rufus does fine until the last part of making the milk shake and he makes a mess. Claudia's old boyfriend from school Arnold Schreck comes into Bert's Place because the refrigerator in his Limo broke down. Bert sees that he is coming so he tells Rufus to go behind the counter and work. Bert says to Arnold that he is the owner of many restaurants. He asks for a sandwich and Rufus makes a tuna fish sandwich with ketchup on the inside and mustard on the outside. While this is going on Bert finds out that Arnold is a producer for a record

Episode 2

S01 E02 • Wednesday, Oct 2, 1968 • Oct 2

Episode 3

S01 E03 • Wednesday, Oct 9, 1968 • Oct 9

Rufus and Bert decide to hirer a company to produce a commercial for Bert's Place in hopes to make more money for the diner.

Episode 4

S01 E04 • Wednesday, Oct 16, 1968 • Oct 16

Bert gets fed up with Rufus so he decides to spend some time in a cabin only for Rufus to end up there.

Episode 5

S01 E05 • Wednesday, Oct 23, 1968 • Oct 23

Episode 6

S01 E06 • Wednesday, Oct 30, 1968 • Oct 30

Nostradamus Rides Again

S01 E07 • Thursday, Nov 14, 1968 • Nov 14

Credit Won't Buy You Happiness

S01 E08 • Thursday, Nov 21, 1968 • Nov 21

Rufus asks Bert if he can use his credit card. Bert loans the credit card to him. When Bert needs it Rufus tells him that he has lost the credit card.

Episode 9

S01 E09 • Thursday, Dec 5, 1968 • Dec 5

Guess Who's Comming to Poker

S01 E10 • Thursday, Dec 12, 1968 • Dec 12

Sake To Me

S01 E11 • Thursday, Jan 16, 1969 • Jan 16

Bert and Rufus stir up trouble when they realize that the pancakes they are making for the diner have wine as an ingredient.

Episode 12

S01 E12 • Thursday, Jan 23, 1969 • Jan 23

Take A Computer To Lunch

S01 E13 • Thursday, Jan 30, 1969 • Jan 30

Rufus who is sick of love decides to try the modern technology and be entered in a computer dating service. Rufus and Bert all all excited about it. When the results from the machine comes back it turns out that Rufus' sole mate is Claudia. Bert does not know this and Rufus does not want to tell him.

Episode 14

S01 E14 • Wednesday, Feb 5, 1969 • Feb 5

Wanted: An Honest Thief

S01 E15 • Wednesday, Feb 12, 1969 • Feb 12

The Importance Of Being Hairy

S01 E16 • Wednesday, Feb 19, 1969 • Feb 19

The Courtship Of Miles Butterworth

S01 E17 • Wednesday, Feb 26, 1969 • Feb 26

Bert and Rufus' truck driver friend Big Tom announces he will be getting married to Gertie Zabisco. Big Tom has a bad habit of getting drunk and Gertie's brother knows this. He tells Rufus that if Big Tom does not show up he will be beaten up. Big Tom gets drunk and does not want to go to his wedding. Steve is ready to hurt Rufus.

The World's Second Greatest Lover

S01 E18 • Tuesday, Mar 5, 1968 • Mar 5

Win, Place And Kill

S01 E19 • Wednesday, Mar 12, 1969 • Mar 12

Father Knows Nothing

S01 E20 • Wednesday, Mar 19, 1969 • Mar 19

Once More Without Feeling

S01 E21 • Wednesday, Mar 26, 1969 • Mar 26

The Splitting Headache

S01 E22 • Thursday, Apr 3, 1969 • Apr 3

Love Comes To Annie Butterworth

S01 E23 • Thursday, Apr 10, 1969 • Apr 10

The Best Ship of All is Freindship

S01 E24 • Thursday, Apr 17, 1969 • Apr 17

The Prospector

S01 E25 • Thursday, Apr 24, 1969 • Apr 24

Claudia is invited to a dinner party by her old flame Dewey Hamilton. Bert and Rufus want to keep and eye on her at the dinner party so they sneak in and dress up as waiters.