Stomp

S03 E01 • Monday, Nov 9, 2009 • Nov 9 • 2m

Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.

Gale Beggy Rescues Balloon Boy

S03 E02 • Wednesday, Nov 18, 2009 • Nov 18 • 1m

Don’t call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.

Love and Sleep

S03 E03 • Tuesday, Dec 1, 2009 • Dec 1 • 2m

If you’re going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.

Learon in America

S03 E04 • Thursday, Dec 3, 2009 • Dec 3 • 3m

Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.

Metaphorical Preacher

S03 E05 • Tuesday, Dec 22, 2009 • Dec 22 • 2m

Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.

Glasses

S03 E06 • Monday, Jan 4, 2010 • Jan 4 • 2m

Dan should’ve worn his contacts.

Slasher

S03 E07 • Friday, Jan 8, 2010 • Jan 8 • 2m

She’s so courteous it’s scary.

Family Guy

S03 E08 • Thursday, Feb 25, 2010 • Feb 25 • 2m

It seems today that all you see is violence in the workplace.

Twilight Bros

S03 E09 • Friday, Feb 26, 2010 • Feb 26 • 2m

Vampires are basically a sport.

Scooch

S03 E10 • Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 • Mar 9 • 2m

Move over, old office.

Zombie Bite

S03 E11 • Friday, Jan 29, 2010 • Jan 29 • 2m

It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.

Business Jungle

S03 E12 • Thursday, Apr 1, 2010 • Apr 1 • 2m

Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.

I Want My Doctor

S03 E13 • Wednesday, Apr 7, 2010 • Apr 7 • 2m

Just go with the flow (of the placenta from the uterus).

Uptight Stoners

S03 E14 • Friday, Apr 9, 2010 • Apr 9 • 3m

Aww dude, I have the munchies pretty hard for a crisp Caesar salad right now.

96ing

S03 E15 • Tuesday, Apr 13, 2010 • Apr 13 • 1m

It’s like going to 4th base.

Bullet Trick

S03 E16 • Thursday, Apr 15, 2010 • Apr 15 • 2m

Anticipation is Danger’s middle name.

Same Shirt

S03 E17 • Wednesday, Apr 21, 2010 • Apr 21 • 1m

The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price.

Federal Maaashhhals

S03 E18 • Wednesday, Apr 28, 2010 • Apr 28 • 3m

The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.

Time Traveler (3)

S03 E19 • Thursday, Apr 29, 2010 • Apr 29 • 3m

First in line at the Apple store by 250 years.

WaDan

S03 E20 • Tuesday, May 25, 2010 • May 25 • 3m

Dan is beside himself. His weird, purple-and-yellow self.

Basketball Phone

S03 E21 • Wednesday, Jun 2, 2010 • Jun 2 • 4m

There’s no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.

Party DJ

S03 E22 • Thursday, Jun 3, 2010 • Jun 3 • 3m

There’s a party in his pants and you’re not invited, you’re required.

Fish Dance

S03 E23 • Unknown • Unknown • 2m

Unreleased

Reel friends! Real fun!

Evil Crossword

S03 E24 • Friday, May 14, 2010 • May 14 • 2m

J-Witz ain’t too smart, yo.

Applause-O-Meter

S03 E25 • Unknown • Unknown • 2m

Unreleased

Too much of a good thing leads to broken things.

Milk

S03 E26 • Wednesday, Jun 30, 2010 • Jun 30 • 3m

It’s called a mustache because it must ache to have one.

Makeover Montage

S03 E27 • Tuesday, Jul 6, 2010 • Jul 6 • 3m

Looks can be deceiving.

The Scene

S03 E28 • Monday, Jul 12, 2010 • Jul 12 • 2m

Fanship is stronger than friendom.

Consciences

S03 E29 • Wednesday, Jun 16, 2010 • Jun 16 • 2m

Decision making can be dangerous.

Too Many Seinfelds

S03 E30 • Tuesday, Jul 20, 2010 • Jul 20 • 2m

A sketch about nothing.