Bilko's Merry Widow

S03 E01 • Tuesday, Sep 17, 1957 • Sep 17 • 30m

Bilko's Boy's Town

S03 E02 • Tuesday, Sep 24, 1957 • Sep 24 • 30m

When the army go on maneuvers the Colonel orders Bilko to stay in camp, so with Fort Baxter empty he uses the time to form a boy's camp.

Hillbilly Whiz

S03 E03 • Tuesday, Oct 1, 1957 • Oct 1 • 30m

When the platoon lose again in a baseball game Bilko is desperate to find new players. Then a recruit from the south Hank Lumpkin turns up and Bilko can hardly believe his luck, as Lumpkin is a baseball star in the making. Bilko then contrives to have a New York Yankee's scout to 'accidentally' find Lumpkin so he can traded, but as a Southerner Lumpkin doesn't want to play for the Yankee's

Bilko's Valentine

S03 E04 • Tuesday, Oct 8, 1957 • Oct 8 • 30m

When Bilko forgets valentines day, Joan Hogan leaves the army, When Bilko realises what he has done, he follows her and tries to get her to reenlist

The Big Man Hunt

S03 E05 • Tuesday, Oct 15, 1957 • Oct 15 • 30m

When two men (who have been employed by a soldier who is looking for the man who saved his life during the war ) come looking for Bilko, he comes to the wrong conclusion, why they want him, until he recognises the name of the soldier, but when the two of them finally meet, Bilko has changed so much, that the soldier fails to recognise him.

Bilko's Double Life

S03 E06 • Tuesday, Oct 22, 1957 • Oct 22 • 30m

When his money problems start to close in on him, Bilko departs for New York, but while there he is mistaken for a millionaire. Meanwhile the real millionaire is in Roseville sorting out Bilko's problems.

Sergeant Bilko Presents

S03 E07 • Tuesday, Oct 29, 1957 • Oct 29 • 30m

Unable to raise the necessary funds to back Pt Hugo Lockman's play 'Sharecropper's Summer', Bilko persuades the army to run a playwriting competition.

Bilko Talks in His Sleep

S03 E08 • Thursday, Dec 19, 1957 • Dec 19 • 30m

Sgt's Grover,and Ritzik overhear Bilko talking in his sleep and he gives away all his betting secrets. Bilko soon realises what is happening and gets his own back.

Cherokee Ernie

S03 E09 • Tuesday, Nov 26, 1957 • Nov 26 • 30m

Bilko goes on leave with Cpl Charlie Whiteagle, a Cherokee Indian, to Tulsa for a poker game, but he gets caught up in a legal fight when a document is found stating that the Indians still own most of Oklahoma.

Bilko Buys A Club

S03 E10 • Tuesday, Dec 3, 1957 • Dec 3 • 30m

When Bilko learns that a new member of the platoon is a merchant banker, he tries to get him to invest in a club that Bilko wants to set up.but he asks the wrong man of advice.

Lieutenant Bilko

S03 E11 • Tuesday, Dec 10, 1957 • Dec 10 • 30m

Bilko decides to leave the army until he learns that during the war he was promoted to Lt . and due to a foul up he is still a Lt, and he is owed over $14,000 in back pay.

Bilko At Bay

S03 E12 • Tuesday, Dec 17, 1957 • Dec 17 • 30m

Trying to get to New York, and to save money Bilko and the corporals arrange to stop off at the homes of members of the platoon for free meals.

Bilko F.O.B. Detroit

S03 E13 • Tuesday, Dec 24, 1957 • Dec 24 • 30m

Bilko and the platoon go to Detroit to get the new trucks, the Colonel orders him back in two days, but he has other plans to stay on.

Bilko and the Flying saucers

S03 E14 • Tuesday, Dec 31, 1957 • Dec 31 • 30m

In order to go Washington for a date with a young singer, Bilko has to report to the Colonel that he has seen a U.F.O. and has to go to Washington to be debriefed.

Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary

S03 E15 • Wednesday, Jan 1, 1958 • Jan 1 • 30m

When the Colonel's secretary gets posted, Bilko make sure that the right WAC is posted in, but this posting takes her away from her fiance, When she learns that Bilko was responsible she makes his and the platoon's life hell, until Bilko gets rid of her and brings in another secretary only to find that he is her boyfriend and the same thing happens all over again.

Doberman the Crooner

S03 E16 • Friday, Jan 10, 1958 • Jan 10 • 30m

Bilko discovers that Doberman has a beautiful singing voice but only when he has a cold. So Bilko gets him to make a record, but by then the doctors have cured his cold and his real voice returns.

Bilko Presents Kay Kendall

S03 E17 • Friday, Jan 17, 1958 • Jan 17 • 30m

Movie star Kay Kendall visits Roseville to promote her film & Bilko gets her to appear in a show he's producing. Bilko's hoping to make a bundle of dough but Miss Kendall soon proves to be more than a match for the wily Sgt.

Bilko's Cousin

S03 E18 • Friday, Jan 24, 1958 • Jan 24 • 30m

When the Colonel hears that another Bilko is about to arrive he hopes that he is no relation to Ernie because with two Bilko's at the camp life is going to be worse that ever but he turns out to be Ernie's cousin Swifty, but there is a surprise in store for everybody.

Bilko's Pigeons

S03 E19 • Friday, Jan 31, 1958 • Jan 31 • 30m

When an order banning the use of pigeons comes through from Washington, Bilko's source of income dries up.

Cyrano De Bilko

S03 E20 • Tuesday, Feb 11, 1958 • Feb 11 • 30m

Bilko helps out one the platoon when he is to shy to ask for a date with a local girl called Natalie. But complications arise when it turns out that there are two girls called Natalie.

The Colonel's Reunion

S03 E21 • Monday, Feb 17, 1958 • Feb 17 • 30m

The Colonel goes all out in his fight against the gambling, so Bilko gets the Colonel to leave the camp to go to a class reunion, but just when he thinks he has a free hand to carry on the Colonel decides it would crazy to leave him at the camp, so Bilko has to drive the Colonel to the reunion.

Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage

S03 E22 • Saturday, Feb 22, 1958 • Feb 22 • 30m

When Sgt Ritzik plays one too many poker games with Bilko, his wife leaves him, so Ernie has to find a way of bringing them back together.

Bilko The Art Lover

S03 E23 • Wednesday, Mar 5, 1958 • Mar 5 • 30m

In New York, Bilko stays with an old buddy who is a prospective artist, but he falls out with his father, until the father realises how good his son is.

Bilko The Genius

S03 E24 • Wednesday, Mar 14, 2001 • Mar 14 • 30m

In a mix up over test results, Bilko is told that he has a genius rating and he goes on a course with other test winners. They try and come up with a foolproof method of predicting the result of any horse race.

Bilko the Male Model

S03 E25 • Wednesday, Mar 19, 1958 • Mar 19 • 30m

When Bilko is caught in a photograph taken in a night club when he should be elsewhere, an advertising agency spots his potential and tries to sign him as a male model.

The Colonel's Inheritance

S03 E26 • Friday, Apr 4, 1958 • Apr 4 • 30m

When the Colonel is left $5000 Bilko gets hold of it and invests it on the stock market. When he gets wiped out, he is desperate to replace the money before the Colonel hears about it

Bilko's Honeymoon

S03 E27 • Wednesday, Apr 9, 1958 • Apr 9 • 30m

When Paparelli wins a competition for a holiday to Florida, he is overjoyed, until he learns that it is for newlyweds, then Bilko has an idea.

Bilko's Chinese Restaurant

S03 E28 • Friday, Apr 25, 1958 • Apr 25 • 30m

When they learn that one of the new recruit's father started a chain of Chinese restaurants with very little money he decides to get in on the food business.

Operation Love

S03 E29 • Wednesday, Apr 30, 1958 • Apr 30 • 30m

Fort Baxter's WAC's are fed up with their boyfriends gambling with Bilko, instead of taking them out, so they get themselves transferred.

Bilko's TV Pilot

S03 E30 • Tuesday, May 6, 1958 • May 6 • 30m

A cowboy joins the platoon, and Bilko gets the idea of building a TV show around him

Bilko Retires From Gambling

S03 E31 • Tuesday, May 13, 1958 • May 13 • 30m

Colonel hall hires a professional card player, to beat Bilko at cards. He is so upset at losing that he gives up gambling

Bilko's Vacation

S03 E32 • Friday, May 23, 1958 • May 23 • 30m

When he wants a free holiday at Dimmeldorf lodge, Bilko convinces the platoon, and the Colonel to go as well. But after they realise what has happened, the Colonel gets his own back.

Bilko's Insurance Company

S03 E33 • Friday, May 30, 1958 • May 30 • 30m

A car accident near the camp gives Bilko the idea of starting an insurance company.

Bilko's Prize Poodle

S03 E34 • Tuesday, Jun 3, 1958 • Jun 3 • 30m

Doberman gets attached to a poodle, and Bilko sees a chance of winning $10,000 in a dog show.

Bilko's School Days

S03 E35 • Tuesday, Jun 10, 1958 • Jun 10 • 30m

Bilko learns that a new training camp is to be opened at Fort Baxter, Just when it looks like a new source of cash has presented itself, he finds that it is for M.P.'s not trainees.

Joan's Big Romance

S03 E36 • Tuesday, Jun 24, 1958 • Jun 24 • 30m

Joan Hogan is fed up waiting for Bilko, so she takes off for Chicago, and meets up with a wealthy playboy on the train. When her picture appears in the paper, she sees a way of making Bilko jealous.

Papa Bilko

S03 E37 • Friday, Jul 18, 1958 • Jul 18 • 30m

During the war Bilko befriends a French family. Years later, the daughter of the family calls to see ‘ Papa Bilko ‘ as she calls him. Meanwhile the platoon's lady killer Pearly trying to find dates for the platoon falls for her.