Grandma Gets It On

S02 E01 • Saturday, Sep 22, 1990 • Sep 22 • 30m

Lillian Preskin's daughter arrives at the nursing home and threatens to send her mother off to a home run by nuns if she engages once more in sex with the residents. Their conversation, however, is interrupted by the arrival of a new war veteran... and Lillian has a penchant for veterans.

Diary of a Really, Really Mad Housewife

S02 E02 • Saturday, Sep 29, 1990 • Sep 29 • 30m

It's a day in the life of an average American housewife, but for Dorothy Tibbit, it's ""one of those days."" When her garbage disposal conks out, Dorothy attempts to return home in time to meet the plumber but everything goes wrong. There are problems at the dry cleaners, the bank, the grocery store, the bus stop -- it's all enough to drive a housewife really, really mad...

Goin' to the Chapel

S02 E03 • Saturday, Oct 6, 1990 • Oct 6 • 30m

This is two seperate episodes centering on Evelyn Sweets and her ""Chapel of Romance."" In ""Dummy Dearest,"" Evelyn is approached by a woman with a ventriloquist's dummy who pleads with Evelyn to marry them. Evelyn agrees, hoping to get the insane woman out of her chapel, but she soon comes to the realization that the dummy may be alive. In ""Being Out There,"" Evelyn is approached by Chester Neff, who assume's that her ad's tag, ""I'll marry anyone,"" means that she will become his wife.

Guns and Rosie

S02 E04 • Saturday, Oct 13, 1990 • Oct 13 • 30m

Stiff Competition

S02 E05 • Saturday, Oct 20, 1990 • Oct 20 • 30m

Here's to You, Mrs. Baldwin

S02 E06 • Saturday, Oct 27, 1990 • Oct 27 • 30m

Trisha Springs Eternal

S02 E07 • Saturday, Nov 3, 1990 • Nov 3 • 30m

Roz's college friend Trisha (guest star Betty White) comes to town and announces that she's taken the apartment next door to Roz... but Roz can't stand her. Quickly Roz finds that Trisha's destroying her life and driving her to the brink of madness.

Mom and Dad Day Afternoon

S02 E08 • Saturday, Nov 10, 1990 • Nov 10 • 30m

Driving Miss Crazy

S02 E09 • Saturday, Nov 17, 1990 • Nov 17 • 30m

The Jingle Belles

S02 E10 • Saturday, Nov 24, 1990 • Nov 24 • 30m

Arlene Harvey and Kate Benton (guest star Bernadette Peters) are best friends and a commercial jingle songwriting team, but jealousy ensues when Kate is offered a record audition at Cosmic Records.

Teacher, Teacher

S02 E11 • Saturday, Dec 1, 1990 • Dec 1 • 30m

This episode consists of two sketches about teachers. In the first, Carol plays Mrs. Cornfeld, a teacher who's pulled over by a former student during his first day on the job as a policeman. In the next skit, the whole company plays students (using their real first names) in a classroom on their teacher's final day.

Spudnik

S02 E12 • Friday, Dec 7, 1990 • Dec 7 • 30m

No News Is Bad News

S02 E13 • Friday, Jan 4, 1991 • Jan 4 • 30m

Christine Heyward, a respected journalist, arrives to discover that she's the only member of her news team retaining her job. The new head of the show, a game show creator, changes the format and the news becomes a game show with a ""MTV mentality."" Despite intial hesitation, Christine sells out but soon discovers she's been suckered.

Turning Tables

S02 E14 • Friday, Jan 18, 1991 • Jan 18 • 30m

That Little Extra Something

S02 E15 • Friday, Jan 25, 1991 • Jan 25 • 30m

The company attempts to put on a ""live show"" centering on an eccentric millionaire who's attempting to murder his wife. Complications ensue when Richard Kind's aunt Wanda (also played by Burnett) thinks that Carol has invited her to perform in the show.

A Fall from Grace

S02 E16 • Friday, Feb 1, 1991 • Feb 1 • 30m

Grace Fitchell is ""the bitch goddess of darkness."" While checking the dryer for a missing sock, she accidentally falls into the Land of Lost Stuff. In order to return home, she must find the last thing that she lost, but during her quest she encounters ghosts of her past that change her future (via Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol).

Suture Self

S02 E17 • Friday, Feb 8, 1991 • Feb 8 • 30m

High on LIfe

S02 E18 • Friday, Feb 15, 1991 • Feb 15 • 30m

Momma Needs a New Pair of Shoes

S02 E19 • Friday, Mar 1, 1991 • Mar 1 • 30m

Jewel of Denial

S02 E20 • Saturday, Mar 9, 1991 • Mar 9 • 30m

Intimate Behavior

S02 E21 • Friday, Mar 15, 1991 • Mar 15 • 30m

Noah's Place

S02 E22 • Friday, Apr 12, 1991 • Apr 12 • 30m

Overnight Male

S02 E23 • Saturday, Apr 27, 1991 • Apr 27 • 30m

For Love or Money

S02 E24 • Saturday, May 4, 1991 • May 4 • 30m